she kept farting

24hrs Asian Massage | Table Shower | Full body Massage 11509 Veterans Memorial. Short asain lady 40's long black hair bad teeth red dress on massage for 30 minutes though i paid for 1 hr then told me she had another customer and must leave pushed hard for well over 200 + for extras cfs btw and rushed me out the door. The whole time though she kept farting and im not sure which hole it was coming out of weirdest massage ever!Id never and will never go back

And to think, if you had spent the same amount of time writing that as a proper review, you probably would have been granted premium access.

fifi .... carry GasX with you next time...along with condoms.

Coulda been worse Wolfie, she coulda been shitting instead of farting.

This is NL spa, I went there and got a above average massage. Declined FS as the attendant was unattractive. My masseur told me business is very slow and turnover is very high.

... My masseur ... Originally Posted by pmchen

Nothing worse, I suppose, than getting a rub from an ugly man.

(pssst, LL......you think he knows the difference?)

Considering in another thread on other PERSON the bulge in the pants WASN'T NOTICED ... it seems contagious. Casting aspersions seems more important than gender!

Oh, wait! What social-political group ignores gender differences, but frivolously and spuriously casts aspersions?