Shoulda rubbed one out at home.

Was reading a review recently and the reviewer stated that he should have just rubbed one out at home. Since I've felt that way more than a few times, I was wondering how often others have post-climax remorse. I've actually thought of having a "jerk jar" to deposit $140.00 every time I talk myself into taking care of myself instead of going to an AMP. Definitely not implying that they're both the same. For one thing, at home I don't get a "massage".
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Was reading a review recently and the reviewer stated that he should have just rubbed one out at home. Since I've felt that way more than a few times, I was wondering how often others have post-climax remorse. I've actually thought of having a "jerk jar" to deposit $140.00 every time I talk myself into taking care of myself instead of going to an AMP. Definitely not implying that they're both the same. For one thing, at home I don't get a "massage". Originally Posted by xfrankx
Shit, Frank. Prolly every goddam time I went during the last 20 years! There'd be enough money in that jar to pay cash for a new Cadillac and a lake house, but I wouldn't have been exposed to all that "culture", LOL.
I used to jerk one right before i go so i can last longer.

Now i don't have that kind of energy anymore.

I think most people actually go for the companionship of fucking someone.
I was wondering how often others have post-climax remorse. Originally Posted by xfrankx
Remorse? Yep, each and every time.
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To me, going to an amp is like going to the casino and playing slots. More times than not you'll leave without hitting a jackpot but you may win just enough to keep you going back.
I know where to go for a handy at the end and where to go for a great massage. Sometimes the two overlap, sometimes they do not. But personal experience (and reading through here) I can pick what I want and go there. Sometimes I hit an unknown place just to see what the universe will offer up.

I'm not disappointed when a place doesn't offer up extras. Some gals will at places that generally do not. Its more up to the girl than the location.

I'm only generally disappointed when I am forced to negotiate after I'm flat on the table, and especially if the provider is grouchy or spreading unhappy vibes.
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Ugh! There is nothing worse than having to get up during the session to kill the mood.
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Agreed on the saving money part. Butt... My wife is hot, my mistress is hot, my hands are old and wrinkly, so it's the variety of new boobies, nipples, ass, legs, pussy that take me to the ATM to stock up for new experiences.
To me, going to an amp is like going to the casino and playing slots. More times than not you'll leave without hitting a jackpot but you may win just enough to keep you going back. Originally Posted by latinluvr465
Think you hit the nail on the head here.

And it IS the worst when they start upselling while I'm buck naked. Maybe I should put a few rolled up 20s in my bunghole and if they want to upsell I'll just roll over if I'm interested.
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I used to jerk one right before i go so i can last longer.

Now i don't have that kind of energy anymore.

I think most people actually go for the companionship of fucking someone. Originally Posted by Jackpuck
I could do that too,Back years ago. Not so much now.LOL. Now more just to touch the Lady.