The DNC Execs Must Be Salivating

First they cancel/postpone/move a bunch of Dim primaries. Now they move the convention. And now they want to make it a virtual convention.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...a6d_story.html

This must cause them a hard-on that Pfizer would be proud off. The honchos can screw the underclass however they want and blame it on Orange Man Bad. Fuck Bernie. Fuck Biden. Just open it up to the highest bidder. What about Mark Cuban? Gov Cuomo? Third times a charm Hillary!

Count cash, not votes. This is going to be a shit show deluxe.

At least Biden won’t have to attempt making a speech.

To be fair, they having been working on their list of reasons to vote for Joe Biden for several weeks now and apparently the entire list was leaked below:


Reasons to vote for Joe Biden:
#1)

Thank you for the laugh!

At least Biden won’t have to attempt making a speech. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

Would it be that we should be so lucky? Nope.

In his recent fundraiser pod cast, Joe presented us with his thoughts about Covid-19 and his action plan:

…“We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and … correct the public health.”…

I'll just leave that right there. It clearly speaks for itself.

For you sadists out there:https://youtu.be/vt7WPjsYl44

To be fair, they having been working on their list of reasons to vote for Joe Biden for several weeks now and apparently the entire list was leaked below:


Reasons to vote for Joe Biden:
#1) Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Everybody knows the Number one (and only) reason Biden’s will win.

Your like minded Shitholians will be affected by the virus worse than those who are doing their parts to stem the spread of the pandemic. They won’t be voting.

Creepy uncle joe has no chance. Besides the fact that the Bernout Bros will stay home in protest, President Trump will steamroll him at the debates.

Creepy uncle joe has no chance. Besides the fact that the Bernout Bros will stay home in protest, President Trump will steamroll him at the debates. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

You might just be underestimating the level of shenanigans the DNC is willing to inflict upon their own. To wit: polls and grumblings from Burn-me Bros are showing they might be willing to actually vote for Cuomo (not the Fredo version). In short, they would dump Joe "Placeholder' Biden in a New York second. Change my mind.

WYID - You present a reasonable scenario - Cuomo is trying his best to outshine Trump with his Trump-blaming daily propaganda rants.
The DNC knows biden is very weak - and do not want Bernie - it would be an epic rout in Nov. 2020.

I think lots of machinations are going on - inlcuding H.... - who desperately wants to be relevant again.

Who knows - maybe H... still has enough pull to wangle a VP slot.

Would it be that we should be so lucky? Nope.

In his recent fundraiser pod cast, Joe presented us with his thoughts about Covid-19 and his action plan:

…“We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and … correct the public health.”…

I'll just leave that right there. It clearly speaks for itself.

For you sadists out there:https://youtu.be/vt7WPjsYl44

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Only if she wears blackface. My guess is that buck-toothed land whale from Georgia.

a virtual convention opens up possibilities

to wit:

a vibrant, well spoken, poised and somewhat de-aged biden giving a flawless acceptance speech

accomplished via hologram and artificial voice re-creation

the dims are probably hoping they can run that out all the way to the election including any virtual debates

most likely they are enlisting Hollywood special effects talent as we type

Creepy uncle joe has no chance. Besides the fact that the Bernout Bros will stay home in protest, President Trump will steamroll him at the debates. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

The big prize for the DNC would be to cancel the debates. It's what they fear the most. If debates are held, Trump wins easily.

You might just be underestimating the level of shenanigans the DNC is willing to inflict upon their own. To wit: polls and grumblings from Burn-me Bros are showing they might be willing to actually vote for Cuomo (not the Fredo version). In short, they would dump Joe "Placeholder' Biden in a New York second. Change my mind. Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

They would be smart to do it.

Cuomo is much more articulate than Biden, and younger.

Fredo would need to recuse himself from reporting, though.

a virtual convention opens up possibilities

to wit:

a vibrant, well spoken, poised and somewhat de-aged biden giving a flawless acceptance speech

accomplished via hologram and artificial voice re-creation

the dims are probably hoping they can run that out all the way to the election including any virtual debates

most likely they are enlisting Hollywood special effects talent as we type Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought

A virtual Biden would be ideal for the powerbrokers.