Am I searching for the impossible?

I’m new to Houston and to the site, also been looking on Backpage.
Trying to find a slim(ish) blonde haired provider who doesn’t have fake tits and ass. An all American girl would be a bonus but just being able to speak English would do. Only looking for a nice massage and happy ending.
Is this available or do I need to lower my expectations?
Recommendations appreciated.

Search Irina or her friend Jennifer on here.

Brandi

...also been looking on Backpage. Originally Posted by Aztec Camera

Hope you're not "new" to "Backpage"?

I believe it is now called "Bedpage" .... pics are UNRELIABLE.

What Number1 said, but you'll get screened.

Thanks for the recommendations guys.
Irina, Jennifer & Brandi on my shortlist.
Well actually my only list!

Well actually my only list! Originally Posted by Aztec Camera

I'd work on your list if I were you. Plan B's.

Brandi gets mixed reviews, but I've always enjoyed my sessions with her. Attractive woman too.

Are you guys talking about Brandi Lynn? That gets a big hell no.

One "no show" and I'm done.

Are you guys talking about Brandi Lynn? That gets a big hell no. Originally Posted by Pyle1

I’d second that.

Are you guys talking about Brandi Lynn? That gets a big hell no. Originally Posted by Pyle1

I would have to agree also

To each his own

Unicorns in the mist . . . .unicorns in the mist.

Wow! Am I the only one that enjoyed Brandi Lynn?? She worked for me. I was only there for L1 so that's all I know about.

Chemistry is everything. That, and maybe you just caught her on a good day.