Encounter: Wasted time at 109

Date: 9/9/2020
Name: Amy (again)
Phone: 832-367-3261
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Bellaire between Wilcrest/Boone
Activities: FBM (no S )....that’s it
Hair Length and Color: Black, shoulder length
Age: 50+
Smoking Status: -
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Small frame, thin, 5-3, Older than I wanted...please don’t make me re-live it
Recommendation: No

please don’t make me re-live it Originally Posted by GasMonkey

You know what group you’re talking to, right?

So, after what seemed like minutes, I've finally deciphered the formula for figuring out a providers true age. As in the proven and well-worn method of counting the rings on a fallen tree, you can actually count the rings around the old gal's bunghole (also well-worn).

In this case:
1 ring = 10 years
2 rings = 20 years
and so on and so forth.

Any anomalies, crustaceans or barnacles on, or around, said bunghole will add an additional 10 years to the age.

Hope this helps to take the guessing game out of their true age.

In this case:
1 ring = 10 years
2 rings = 20 years
and so on and so forth.. Originally Posted by latinluvr465

If I have to look at bunghole rings of a lady that i think is already too old....
FORGET IT.....I’ll bail next time...LOL