Encounter: Wham-Bam . . Goddamn! That’s it? LaZy zone again.

Date: 3-23-21
Name: Linda
Phone: (281) 564-6666
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Bellaire/Wilcrest
Activities: Not much of anything
Hair Length and Color: Asian
Age: No idea
Smoking Status: -
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Chunky/Busty but wraps up nice. Bit of a butterface. Pleasant enough but way too distracted.
Recommendation: Yes
latinluvr465's Avatar
Dang Fozzy, sorry for your experience. That being said, chunky and big boobs does fit my M.O. so I may have to try and see her.
Owj's Avatar
  • Owj
  • 03-24-2021, 06:23 AM
You gave that a yes?
That seems like a "no"
I think if you went in there with a little more cash and a less distracting time, you would likely enjoy some time with her. The blanket Yes/No options for recommending are not ideal.

If the question was, would I go back and ask for her? Then I would have to say no.
Dang Fozzy, sorry for your experience. That being said, chunky and big boobs does fit my M.O. so I may have to try and see her. Originally Posted by latinluvr465
When I saw her initially, I thought of you.

. . . then my boner went down. Dammit!
GasMonkey's Avatar
Although she’s a big girl with big strong hands that has the ability to give a deep bruising massage,,,The lesson there is, don’t ever pay for an hour...you’ll never get close to 60 min. Even if you pay for the HH, you’ll be out in 10 min. She’s more interested in her turnover rate than giving a massage.
latinluvr465's Avatar
Well dang!
Although she’s a big girl with big strong hands that has the ability to give a deep bruising massage,,,The lesson there is, don’t ever pay for an hour...you’ll never get close to 60 min. Even if you pay for the HH, you’ll be out in 10 min. She’s more interested in her turnover rate than giving a massage. Originally Posted by GasMonkey
I was expecting to see Angela when I walked in but she looked interesting so, gotta step up to the plate if you want to play I guess. She certainly wasnt the worst encounter I've ever had. I know she has been reviewed in here before but I didn't have time between seeing her and walking into the back with her.
My pet peeve is when my massage is rushed or cut short...really pisses me off bc I tip well. If they do that, I won't tip...sad part is I still always leave $40 bc a HE is worth that
latinluvr465's Avatar
Just to be clear, this isn't Gorilla Linda is it?
TryWeakly's Avatar
lol
GasMonkey's Avatar
Just to be clear, this isn't Gorilla Linda is it? Originally Posted by latinluvr465
It is....
aznlvr11's Avatar
It is.... Originally Posted by GasMonkey

holy fuck..... some of you guys have no (i have no word for it)..... not referring to you GM.
Question “This isn’t gorilla Linda is it”
Response “it is”
I copy and then select speak on my iPhone, it sounds funnier out loud.