now you are talking! Is that your way of saying Chicks with Dicks?
Originally Posted by notanewbie
LOL! Depends, does she have big tits?
Ok, long one here:
This big burly guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, give me the strongest thing you got. Bartender reaches behind him, grabs a bottle of Russian Vodka and says try this. Guy drinks it all down until he falls face first on the floor. Right about then, a petite fellow comes over, helps him up and take him outside.
For the following three nights, same burly guy walks in, drinks the bottle of Vodka passes out, petite fellow helps him out. The bartender sees this and thinks to himself, oh, what a nice friend, taking care of his buddy after he's passed out to make sure he's ok. On the forth night, burly guy walks in and sits at the bar. Bartender looks at him and says, let me guess, the strongest thing I've got? Guy looks at him and says no thanks, I'm not sure what's in that Vodka but it sure makes my ass sore!