What is Dementia Joe Saying Here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnG0POEDt6g


Is it:


1. My butt's been wiped

2. My butt's been waxed

Kinda sounds like both. When u slow the speed down sounds more like "waxed".

Ive listened to this clip wayy too many times.
Makes for entertaining video snippets.