Obama wakes up one night to see George Washington's ghost! He says,
"George, how can I help this country?"
Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!"
Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time he sees Thomas Jefferson's ghost! He says, "Tom, how can I help this country?"
Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!"
Waking up again, he sees Abe Lincoln's ghost, and he says, "Abe, how can I help this country?"
Abe replies, "Go see a play!"