How do you hide money?

I'm thoroughly enjoying myself and plan to do this for the next 3 years then retire but I ran across an issue. Today my wife texts and says heh sweetheart I looked at our bank statements and you withdraw 2,000 from our checking acct last month. So what commenced was a huge argument, because I said hey I never question you about what you spend.

I'm not stopping, but I'm not trying to lose my wife either so today( I'm on vacation) picked up some contract work and opened up my own account to put the money in just to fund the hobby. Any other suggestions on what to do? This is a legitimate ask so I hope no trolls respond. Thank you

.... I ran across an issue. Today my wife texts .... Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

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Blame it on her!!!
Obviously her job as counsel doesn't provide nearly enough to fund the lavish lifestyle you, your kids & grands are accustomed to.
That's why you have your high stress job.
You have resorted to illicit d***s to help you cope & deal with all the stress.
It all could have been avoided if she were a little more intimate & supportive.
There is literally no limit on the amount you can claim you spend "self medicating".
Sure it will make you look bad but she doesn't really give a shit about you regardless so it's all good.
This might come across as B.S. but it's the perfect solution for you.
You can keep funding your fuck pad & see as many shorties as you want.
You can thank me later, maybe gift me a session with a young lady!! Just not Ashley, she's a time waster.

I'm thoroughly enjoying myself and plan to do this for the next 3 years then retire but I ran across an issue. Today my wife texts and says heh sweetheart I looked at our bank statements and you withdraw 2,000 from our checking acct last month. So what commenced was a huge argument, because I said hey I never question you about what you spend.

I'm not stopping, but I'm not trying to lose my wife either so today( I'm on vacation) picked up some contract work and opened up my own account to put the money in just to fund the hobby. Any other suggestions on what to do? This is a legitimate ask so I hope no trolls respond. Thank you Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

if you can do a "side hustle" (I am an I.T. person so I can do side jobs for cash or EFT's to a refillable Visa,& and I have one of those merchant swipe devices for my phone.

And I don't have anyone to hide the $$$ from.. I do this so that I have extra hobby $$$

Blame it on her!!!
Obviously her job as counsel doesn't provide nearly enough to fund the lavish lifestyle you, your kids & grands are accustomed to.
That's why you have your high stress job.
You have resorted to illicit d***s to help you cope & deal with all the stress.
It all could have been avoided if she were a little more intimate & supportive.
There is literally no limit on the amount you can claim you spend "self medicating".
Sure it will make you look bad but she doesn't really give a shit about you regardless so it's all good.
This might come across as B.S. but it's the perfect solution for you.
You can keep funding your fuck pad & see as many shorties as you want.
You can thank me later, maybe gift me a session with a young lady!! Just not Ashley, she's a time waster. Originally Posted by MarcellusWalluz

uhhhh, she knows a medical professional can't do d®ug$, he would lose his license or possibly demoted till he got some treatment.
What about gambling addiction?!

Thank you for the responses. The argument reached a fever pitch with her yelling and screaming. Even made Waffles nervous so I stormed out the house. In my car now on my way to Relaxing to blow off some steam. Probably going to have two sessions back to back. She asked when I'm coming back I yelled I don't know and slammed the door. Disturbing Waffles like that. She knows how I feel about Waffles. I like your idea the most Ghost. Off to Relaxing. To hell with it......

uhhhh, she knows a medical professional can't do d®ug$, he would lose his license or possibly demoted till he got some treatment. Originally Posted by Busty

In his diluted state of mind he doesn't care, he has the "dream team" at his disposal to defend him.

What about gambling addiction?! Originally Posted by Busty

That's too easy to disprove. He isn't the type to be attending craps games. He would have to prove where he's been gambling at (online, poker room).

In my car now on my way to Relaxing to blow off some steam.
To hell with it...... Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

Tell Kiki Marcellus says "hello".

I'm thoroughly enjoying myself and plan to do this for the next 3 years then retire but I ran across an issue. Today my wife texts and says heh sweetheart I looked at our bank statements and you withdraw 2,000 from our checking acct last month. So what commenced was a huge argument, because I said hey I never question you about what you spend.

I'm not stopping, but I'm not trying to lose my wife either so today( I'm on vacation) picked up some contract work and opened up my own account to put the money in just to fund the hobby. Any other suggestions on what to do? This is a legitimate ask so I hope no trolls respond. Thank you Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

Would that be a pooper scooper contract ? Just asking

I sell on facebook market place and ebay. Wife thinks its a small hobby/side hustle. It funds all my fun.

Thank you for the responses. The argument reached a fever pitch with her yelling and screaming. Even made Waffles nervous so I stormed out the house. In my car now on my way to Relaxing to blow off some steam. Probably going to have two sessions back to back. She asked when I'm coming back I yelled I don't know and slammed the door. Disturbing Waffles like that. She knows how I feel about Waffles. I like your idea the most Ghost. Off to Relaxing. To hell with it...... Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

I thought you had a side hustle working at Buc-ees? Or was it picking up dog poop? Or maybe I'm confusing you with someone who lives at a Florida retirement community?

Say you are gettting selfcare at the Salon
Nails Toes Hair Facial's
I spend about $300 a month on it lol that 300 is one appt to have to relax your mind.

Take out cash at ATM for it.

I appreciate all of the responses and LBJ you look stunning. The contract work is enough to cover it for now and I do it from home so I don't have to make any excuse to leave the house. All correspondence they need to send goes to a mailbox, but most of that stuff is through emails anyway I was just a little worried about the 1099 form.

On a more pleasurable note man oh man. I went out there to see the folks at Relaxing. After I sat in the car I just decided to Uber because I honestly don't like my vehicle at providers spots and definitely not at Amps. It's a great idea because boy I tell you. To say kiki(first time with her) took everything out of me would be an understatement. Those ladies there, it has to be a school they are going to because boy oh boy they are simply amazing. Guys review coming. I was going to do two but I had nothing left lol.

So I get home(slept in the Uber). Wife wants to continue the argument. I just smiled at her, casually walked upstairs got a blanket and my I pad, Bluetooth and of course my beloved Waffles and came back downstairs to the couch. She kept on for another 30 minutes but I was listening to Beethoven and stroking Waffles. Couldn't hear her. In post sexual bliss. Eventually she stormed upstairs. Thank you Relaxing. Review to come today fellas

So I get home and

So I get home(slept in the Uber). Wife wants to continue the argument. I just smiled at her, casually walked upstairs got a blanket and my I pad, Bluetooth and of course my beloved Waffles and came back downstairs to the couch. She kept on for another 30 minutes but I was listening to Beethoven and stroking Waffles. Couldn't hear her. In post sexual bliss. Eventually she stormed upstairs. Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

Be careful buddy, you & Waffles might end up having to move into the fuckpad!

Fox,
It appears you're asking for advice.
Buy waffles a new doghouse.
For that, consider a backyard tool shed type of thing which is large enough to out a human size cot in it.
Alternatively, consider setting up a campsite underneath a bridge, but make sure waffles sleeping pad stays dry.
As for hiding money, let's get back to the tool shed mentioned above.
Just simply dig a hide hole under the edge of that.

I appreciate all of the responses and LBJ you look stunning. The contract work is enough to cover it for now and I do it from home so I don't have to make any excuse to leave the house. All correspondence they need to send goes to a mailbox, but most of that stuff is through emails anyway I was just a little worried about the 1099 form.

On a more pleasurable note man oh man. I went out there to see the folks at Relaxing. After I sat in the car I just decided to Uber because I honestly don't like my vehicle at providers spots and definitely not at Amps. It's a great idea because boy I tell you. To say kiki(first time with her) took everything out of me would be an understatement. Those ladies there, it has to be a school they are going to because boy oh boy they are simply amazing. Guys review coming. I was going to do two but I had nothing left lol.

So I get home(slept in the Uber). Wife wants to continue the argument. I just smiled at her, casually walked upstairs got a blanket and my I pad, Bluetooth and of course my beloved Waffles and came back downstairs to the couch. She kept on for another 30 minutes but I was listening to Beethoven and stroking Waffles. Couldn't hear her. In post sexual bliss. Eventually she stormed upstairs. Thank you Relaxing. Review to come today fellas

So I get home and Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

Fox,
It appears you're asking for advice.
Buy waffles a new doghouse.
For that, consider a backyard tool shed type of thing which is large enough to out a human size cot in it.
Alternatively, consider setting up a campsite underneath a bridge, but make sure waffles sleeping pad stays dry.
As for hiding money, let's get back to the tool shed mentioned above.
Just simply dig a hide hole under the edge of that. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Sir Waffles is my cat