Christmas Wishes

A lot of you are older farts, old farts are hard to buy for.

Aside from a VIP pass to Sky Spa and a visit from the traveling ladies, what do you want for Christmas?

Not more than several handfuls of coal (which are all well deserved).

Got some Duluth Trading firehose work pants a few years ago and have worn them to threads, hoping someone notices and gets me a couple new pairs. I have moral issues buying them myself because the options I like put them ~5x the price of Carhartts. They’re SO nice tho, can’t recommend them enough for anyone who gets dirty for a living or even just working around the house.

Youth. But that ain’t happening. I don’t expect to receive any presents from anyone this year.

3 months of kicking back, relaxing and soaking in good vibes.

Got mine a little early.

It's good to be me

Same thing I've always wanted for Christmas... a French maid!!





Heck, she doesn't even have to be French. I would be perfectly happy with an Asian maid!