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Thinking about taking the plunge. Can someone give me the lowdown on dos/dont'/etc.

Do some research on here to get to the right place for you. There's places where you will just get a handy. Some where you'll get full service and other things. Once you decide, call ahead for an appointment. If there's a specific provider you want, ask when you call. Someone will lead you to a massage room and ask how long you want. Go for an hour, that's never a bad choice. You'll give her the money and she'll leave. Take your clothes off and I prefer to lay face down. Some perverts on here will sit there naked and get up and give the attendant a hug. You're not there yet. If you're really modest you can cover your ass with the towel, but don't leave your underwear on. They know why you're there.

Doc Steve is right on with his guidance.


For a good first experience, I might suggest going to Yukina Spa on South Ave. Call ahead and ask for an hour-long appointment with Bebe.


Bebe is a very attractive woman and very friendly; she will give you a great massage

Thinking about taking the plunge. Can someone give me the lowdown on dos/dont'/etc. Originally Posted by RandyinRoc

aw fer fucks ...sake stick out yer damn cock ...an tell the thing ...ta suck it

...whats else ya needs yer ...hands ...held ta ...accomplish?

Walk in with a pack of smokes rolled up in your sleeve, and tell them you need a relaxing rub down.

Do some research on here to get to the right place for you. There's places where you will just get a handy. Some where you'll get full service and other things. Once you decide, call ahead for an appointment. If there's a specific provider you want, ask when you call. Someone will lead you to a massage room and ask how long you want. Go for an hour, that's never a bad choice. You'll give her the money and she'll leave. Take your clothes off and I prefer to lay face down. Some perverts on here will sit there naked and get up and give the attendant a hug. You're not there yet. If you're really modest you can cover your ass with the towel, but don't leave your underwear on. They know why you're there. Originally Posted by doctorsteve

All of that private stuff wasn't put in private by me. Is it not ok to talk about things that go on in there? And I also agree that Bebe at Yukina is a great idea. She's got nice big juggs

aw fer fucks ...sake stick out yer damn cock ...an tell the thing ...ta suck it

...whats else ya needs yer ...hands ...held ta ...accomplish?

Can anyone explain why this as*****le is still on here? Seriously....has he ever contributed anything to ANY discussion?
The amount of time he has spent typing like that is staggering.

start off with some mystery and intrigue


with some holiday themed Cock Pics

they will get the hint

and be excited when you arrive

All of that private stuff wasn't put in private by me. Is it not ok to talk about things that go on in there? And I also agree that Bebe at Yukina is a great idea. She's got nice big juggs Originally Posted by doctorsteve

Part of the ADS on this SHMB by the faction, that doesn't like any talk about all the fun going on there that hurts their biz....LOL

Just wondering how 900 posts per encounter makes you a valuable poster? Maybe Jonballs and Plastic man could get together weekly to cross swords, and take cock pics of each other. They both CLEARLY are obsessed with men's penises and maybe that could help them scratch their itch.

Just wondering how 900 posts per encounter makes you a valuable poster? Maybe Jonballs and Plastic man could get together weekly to cross swords, and take cock pics of each other. They both CLEARLY are obsessed with men's penises and maybe that could help them scratch their itch. Originally Posted by RandyinRoc

Some interesting reading
#1 - Avoid cases of unprovoked rudeness to others. No place for it here. Yes, with the dynamic nature of the threads and topics, tempers will flare and things will become heated from time to time. You may often encounter individuals who become passionate or emotional when expressing one's opinion or point of view. That's all understood and perfectly acceptable within reason…….but, start slamming or bashing another member and be met with consequences.

Part of the ADS on this SHMB by the faction, that doesn't like any talk about all the fun going on there that hurts their biz....LOL Originally Posted by clmc

What’s SHMB?

What’s SHMB? Originally Posted by doctorsteve

Stoopid Hooker Message Board

Can anyone explain why this as*****le is still on here? Seriously....has he ever contributed anything to ANY discussion?
The amount of time he has spent typing like that is staggering. Originally Posted by RandyinRoc

thanks ...fer bein ...part ...a ...plastic mans ...world!

...plastic man ...l**es ya!

I agree with both (redwing) and (doctorsteve)