Adiós, Matt Gaetz. Nobody will miss you.

Matt Gaetz is no longer a member of Congress. The House erupted in cheers upon hearing the news - and a tiny bit of American integrity has been recovered.

Dude was about as popular as jock itch

https://nypost.com/2025/01/03/us-new...-florida-seat/

... I have the feeling that some in Congress ain't seen or heard
the last of Matt Gaetz. ... Now that Matt is a reporter, he can
now report things... And he'll no doubt have A LOT to reveal. ...

#### Salty

Hey Tommy - didn't the House Ethics Committee release a report on Gaetz's misbehavior? I recall you and Gristle were looking forward to reading it, calling it a "Christmas gift".

Can one of yinz post the Cliff notes version of what was in that report? Please don't leave out any of the salacious parts.

Thanks in advance!

I focus on results, not individuals.

Means nothing to me, never has, never will.

I see the four years ahead, enjoy your meaningless faux victory.

Who??
Seriously

Hey Tommy - didn't the House Ethics Committee release a report on Gaetz's misbehavior? I recall you and Gristle were looking forward to reading it, calling it a "Christmas gift".

Can one of yinz post the Cliff notes version of what was in that report? Please don't leave out any of the salacious parts.

Thanks in advance! Originally Posted by lustylad

Sure. A bipartisan committee was a dick who engaged in a plethora of inappropriate and illegal behavior including [redacted].

To read the rest, Google it.

Sure. A bipartisan committee was a dick who engaged in a plethora of inappropriate and illegal behavior including [redacted]. Originally Posted by HDGristle

Wait - an entire bipartisan committee was a dick? You mean collectively? Which committee and what kind of inappropriate and/or illegal behavior did they engage in?

Then please explain why a report issued under a Democratic brain dead president and a Democratic DOJ didn't result in charges?

You have people who farted illegally on January 6th doing a decade.

Sure. A bipartisan committee was a dick who engaged in a plethora of inappropriate and illegal behavior including [redacted].

To read the rest, Google it. Originally Posted by HDGristle

You do know, your cryptic nature is so edgy.

I focus on results, not individuals.

Means nothing to me, never has, never will.

I see the four years ahead, enjoy your meaningless faux victory. Originally Posted by Devo

Wow. Didn’t think I’d actually see a Matt Gaetz supporter.

what kind of inappropriate and/or illegal behavior did they engage in? Originally Posted by lustylad

The kind that can't be discussed here because it violates forum decorum and rules.

Which you're aware of.

He paid to [redacted] and [redacted] with [redacted]. For the Ethics committee to actually release the report describing his [prohibited topics] was a delightful mix of doing their jobs AND spite for a pretty deplorable, [redacted] human being.

Poor Nestor.

Wow. Didn’t think I’d actually see a Matt Gaetz supporter. Originally Posted by Mistershark

... There are A LOT of them. ... ...

Seeing-as all those allegations of Matt Gaetz brought
NO CHARGES. ... Maybe President Joe will pardon him.

#### Salty

Well, at least he didn't sleep with a Chicom spy, did he?



And what happened to that congressional "hush fund" set up for situations like this? Why wasn't Matt allowed to dip into it - like his fellow House members do whenever they need to cover up their peccadillos?

No, just [redacted]

Wow. Didn’t think I’d actually see a Matt Gaetz supporter. Originally Posted by Mistershark

Oh yeah, he supports everything Gaetz does. Said he wants to "party" with him.