Hurry Up and Order Your Presidential Medal of Freedom Now While Quantities Last!!

Unless, of course, you would prefer NOT to be part of the same club that includes hildebeest and george soros...


Biden Online Store Clearance Sale Now Offering Presidential Medals Of Freedom For $9.99

Jan 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com




WASHINGTON, D.C. — With only two weeks left before handing the reins of power over to the new administration, President Joe Biden's online store announced a special clearance sale that included Presidential Medals of Freedom for just $9.99.

White House sources revealed that the president's staff had ordered all online store inventory to be liquidated as soon as possible, resulting in prices being slashed on all remaining products and customers snagging great deals on the prestigious Presidential Medal of Freedom.

"Rock-bottom prices! Everything must go!" said Stacy Masters, manager of Biden's online store. "These Presidential Medals of Freedom won't be available forever, so get yours for the low, low price of $9.99 while supplies last! These are perfect for actors, pretend TV scientists, failed presidential candidates, and even evil global powerbrokers. Snag the highest civilian accolade today!"

Consumers across the country were thrilled to have the opportunity to take advantage of such killer deals. "Hey, look at me, I'm an award-winner!" said Phil Linneman of Lincoln, Nebraska. "I'm just a corn farmer, but I couldn't pass up such a great price on a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Just $9.99 got me my own medal, just like Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and Denzel Washington. We're all part of the same club."

At publishing time, though the Medals of Freedom were nearly sold out, the Biden online store was also offering substantial discounts on pardons, Hunter Biden original paintings, and influence on U.S. policy (available only to rulers of foreign countries).

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/...reedom-for-999

... Hillary got one - I saw the clip of that.
President Joe placed it around Hillary's neck.
(And thus - he became the first man to touch Hillary in 10 years!)

#### Salty

... Hillary got one - I saw the clip of that.
President Joe placed it around Hillary's neck.
(And thus - he became the first man to touch Hillary in 10 years!)

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again

Did he sniff her hair too?

While we're on this topic of the Medal of Freedom, it looks like one of them was just returned to the Biden store.

Oh wait, I'm wrong... it's been redirected to Tony Fauci, a true scientist.


Bill Nye's Medal Revoked After Old Hate Speech Comes To Light

Jan 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com




WASHINGTON, D.C. — Bill Nye has just had his Presidential Medal of Freedom revoked after investigators unearthed an old hate speech in which the famous "Science Guy" claimed that a person's gender was determined by their chromosomes.

The retraction comes almost immediately after Nye was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Joe Biden and has been followed by a public apology from the White House.

"Sadly, Bill has failed to live up to the high standards of modern science and basic civility," said black and gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is black and gay. "We apologize for awarding this honor to someone who would so callously and anti-scientifically claim that biological gender is based on chromosomes. Bill's speech is not only hateful but also profoundly unscientific. May he turn from his bigoted ways to the true path of science."

In addition to losing his Presidential Medal of Freedom, Nye has been stripped of the title "The Science Guy," which will, along with his Medal of Freedom, be awarded to Dr. Anthony Fauci.

At publishing time, Nye had made a public apology to members of the LGBTQ+ community and had enrolled in several public high school biology courses to shore up his understanding of the 784 different human genders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-nye...comes-to-light

Derek Chauvin
Kyle Rittenhouse
Daniel Penny

All well deserving recipients of the Medal of Freedom.

When you cheapen an award to the this degree, it becomes a joke.

It wouldn’t surprise me if ole Joe presented on to Kamala for all of her efforts……..in doing nothing.