A few years ago, I was dating a nice Italian girl named
Angelina and we were surely startin' to get a bit serious.
... Carlo, her father - even took a liking to me.
So, one day he pulls me aside and sayes:
"Aaay, Saltino - I gotta tell-a you something abouta
Angelina --- you see, her health is-a not the greatest."
"I don't understand," I answered him. "She surely seems
fine to me!"
... Carlo then told me - "Angelina has acute angina."
I smiled. "I already know THAT, sir. - She got GREAT tits, too!"
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#### Salty