Who is Barron Trump's real father?

Look, he towers over DJT even with his 3 inch risers. Barron was born a year to year an half after DJT broke up with Melania and she moved out. Are we to think that Melania got so hot and bothered with DJT that she had to have just one more go with him? Or is Barron's father more like an NBA basketball player?
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Who the fuck cares
It’s Trudeau. We know she loves that dude.
Who the fuck cares Originally Posted by Budman
In 18 or so years we might need to know if he is an illegal alien.
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Look, he towers over DJT even with his 3 inch risers. Barron was born a year to year an half after DJT broke up with Melania and she moved out. Are we to think that Melania got so hot and bothered with DJT that she had to have just one more go with him? Or is Barron's father more like an NBA basketball player? Originally Posted by royamcr

clearly Barron is the love child of Melania and Larry Bird.






Barron Trump in January 2025





Larry Bird in 2004




BAHHAHHAAAAAAAAA
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Look, he towers over DJT even with his 3 inch risers. Barron was born a year to year an half after DJT broke up with Melania and she moved out. Are we to think that Melania got so hot and bothered with DJT that she had to have just one more go with him? Or is Barron's father more like an NBA basketball player? Originally Posted by royamcr
It's possible it was an NBA Player, she certainly would have picked one of them over you
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In 18 or so years we might need to know if he is an illegal alien. Originally Posted by royamcr
Well than, he and donny should be packing their bags for one of those military re-patriation flights since donnys mommy came here illegally.

clearly Barron is the love child of Melania and Larry Bird.






Barron Trump in January 2025





Larry Bird in 2004




BAHHAHHAAAAAAAAA Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Wouldn't be the first one Larry cuckooed.
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Well than, he and donny should be packing their bags for one of those military re-patriation flights since donnys mommy came here illegally.



Wouldn't be the first one Larry cuckooed. Originally Posted by Precious_b
this entire thread is worthless nonsense and this post is a classic example of it.

congratulations

this thread won't survive the night before the staff moves it to the sandbox where it belongs
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Somebody got a skin as thin as the melange one.