Old ladies.

Thug4lyfefucyawife's Avatar
Can somebody tell me why do people feel they need to pay them?
Enchanterlingum's Avatar
Define old
Thug4lyfefucyawife's Avatar
Well I guess you are as old as you feel right? Umm no. You know you’re old when your childhood is now considered vintage on eBay.
always makes me smile when i see the adds of providers who i know for a fact have been doing it for 30 years and still use the same pics.......................... .................https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...i/kc/184626656 perfect example
Thug4lyfefucyawife's Avatar
…you make more noise getting into bed than during sex.
…“pulling a muscle” has nothing to do with working out.
…you schedule sex around your back pain and medication window.
…foreplay includes heating pads and checking blood pressure.
…you finish with a high five and an ibuprofen.
…you try a new position and throw out your hip.
…you need reading glasses to find the condoms.
…you say “Let’s do it” and both of you mean sleep.
…you remember when “stamina” wasn’t just a setting on your recliner.
…you bring lube, but also Bengay. Just in case.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
…you make more noise getting into bed than during sex.
…“pulling a muscle” has nothing to do with working out.
…you schedule sex around your back pain and medication window.
…foreplay includes heating pads and checking blood pressure.
…you finish with a high five and an ibuprofen.
…you try a new position and throw out your hip.
…you need reading glasses to find the condoms.
…you say “Let’s do it” and both of you mean sleep.
…you remember when “stamina” wasn’t just a setting on your recliner.
…you bring lube, but also Bengay. Just in case. Originally Posted by Thug4lyfefucyawife
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Can somebody tell me why do people feel they need to pay them? Originally Posted by Thug4lyfefucyawife
Agree with enchanter. What is old? Is a lady 45-55 "old" for a gent almost 70? Maybe they'd have much more in common and enjoy the encounter much more then the gent seeing a 20 something. I know this is probably WAY above your base level comprehension.

I think the better question is why is it your place to judge what ladies should be providers/courtesans based on their age?
I’ll take the 45 over a 25 in a bbbj contest any day.
I prefer to visit with mature ladies.
CatMan4u's Avatar
I myself prefer 40 and older then don't play those hooker games like the younger ones do
Besides everyone us getting old and one day you won't be able to get aroused or if your a guy you can't get your dick hard so be careful how you judge others
Thug4lyfefucyawife's Avatar
I myself prefer 40 and older then don't play those hooker games like the younger ones do
Besides everyone us getting old and one day you won't be able to get aroused or if your a guy you can't get your dick hard so be careful how you judge others Originally Posted by CatMan4u
Ever heard of an old pro? Yeah, get ready for the roller coaster when dealing with a vet.
i always felt like when it came to hookers ? no matter what age? i was paying them to leave
DallasRain's Avatar
Well as an “old lady hooker” At 60,I can say that I can run circles around a lot of these young gals lol…

there is a market for every age.. there’s a provider in Dallas in her 70s! Lol

in my personal experience…attitude and giving a fun adventursome encounter is what counts.
My preference is younger but if the right 50-year-old pops up Im down. Ive had a couple SBs close to 50 that really know how to bring the heat and there is nothing they won't do. But for my money I want the body and there is nothin better than when my 27 yo Sb texts me after she leaves "you fucked me good today daddy"
Thug4lyfefucyawife's Avatar
Well as an “old lady hooker” At 60,I can say that I can run circles around a lot of these young gals lol…

there is a market for every age.. there’s a provider in Dallas in her 70s! Lol

in my personal experience…attitude and giving a fun adventursome encounter is what counts. Originally Posted by DallasRain
There are some exceptions.