That counts as sex

I trying to determine how. Many times I had sex
Do blow jobs count?
Do putting you thingers in her cunt count?
Does take a nude shower with her and back cumming count? I had a gf get off this way.
Does soft nude body rubbing because came when you got nude count so can't get hard.
Does humping in club with clothes on until you cum count as sex..
I had sex about 450 times I trying to get a exact count.

Well, with regard to sexual relations and what counts as sex, Mr. Bill Clinton once said: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss L."

So, using Mr. Bill’s definition you’re probably going to have to decrease that count.

I think 42 is on here some times. Bill, can you weigh in?

That depends on what your meaning of "is" is.

���� if you have to ask..

Sex is either vaginal, oral, or anal. Now you don't necessarily need to reach orgasm, but your penis being inserted into an orrifice is par for the course, otherwise it's just foreplay.

You can't say sex is sex, if they are all the same, then why do they cost differently?

Sex is either vaginal, oral, or anal. Now you don't necessarily need to reach orgasm, but your penis being inserted into an orrifice is par for the course, otherwise it's just foreplay. Originally Posted by HeatFan78

Wouldn’t that be a hole in one?

Wouldn’t that be a hole in one? Originally Posted by Michael8219

No, it'd be one in a hole.

Does getting BANNED every other time you post on ECCIE count??

I think your definition of 'sex' might need a few gentle footnotes — but I love how thorough you are.