Lil Sally

Little Sally came home from school and found her mom in the kitchen. She had a big smile and said, " Billy Brown showed me his weenie on the playground".

Before mom could say anything she said, "It reminded me of a peanut".

With some relief she laughed and asked, " Really small was it"?

"No, it was salty."

Mom fainted.

... Little Sally opened the back door to the kitchen
where her mother was cooking dinner.

"Mom," she asked, "can a nine-year-old girl become pregnant?"

"Of course not," her mother answered.

Little Sally turned around and headed back outside.

"Okay, fellows," she called, "let's continue playing the game!"

#### Salty

Lil Sally skips into the kitchen. Mom asks where she's been.
"At Lucy's nextdoor talking. I know where babies come from."

"You and Daddy kiss and his thingy gets hard. He puts it in your mouth and stuff comes out and you swallow it and a baby grows in your tummy "

"Honey, Lucy's wrong. That's not where babies come from... that's where DIAMONDS come from "

... Little Sally and Lil' Billy went walking up the hill
and they each had a quarter.

Yet, Billy's money there might be past-tense
as coming down the hill - Little Sally now has fifty cents! ...

#### Salty

... Little Sally's friend - Lil' Maria - was so proud that she
sucked her first cock - that she took two feathers and put them
in her diary. ... She then told Little Sally of her accomplishment.

... Little Sally just laughed. ... And told her friend:

"I'd better explain a few things to you, Maria. 'Sucking cock' doesn't
quite mean what you think it does. And I'd better also explain what
'Choking the chicken' means - before you start killing birds!" ...

#### Salty

... So, before heading to Little Sally's house for a play-date,
Lil' Billy decided to ask his older brother to explain about
"the birds and the bees"...

"It's rather simple", his brother explained, "you take that thingy
you like to play with and you put it where a girl has her pee-pee."

"Where she has her pee-pee?", said Billy. "I understand now. Thanks!"

'

... And there they were, twenty minutes later:

.... So HERE is where you have your pee-pee?" Billy asked Little Sally.

... "Yeah, most of the time," Little Sally answered.

... "Okay, here goes!" ... And with that - Lil' Billy tossed his
baseball into the downstairs toilet. ... ...

##### Salty