I conducted an experiment

Flair4Drama's Avatar
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail. I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed his lawn, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail. It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is third in murders throughout the World. But if you take out just four cities: Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans , the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders.

These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat .
FBSMLUVR's Avatar
Great post with some very good details & data. Interesting points about those four cities.

Love the part about spoons making people fat. Well done.

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Its way too intellactual for those people I am sorry to say......
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
There needs to be laws restricting sporks.
Surely you're not denying that giving easy access to weapons for nutjob fruitcakes fueled by social media echo chambers .... is a synergistically lethal combination?
(Something our founders could not have envisioned!)
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Yea they never got together in their local taverns and churches and granges and talked about anything....
Our founding fathers were certainly not very prescient!
If they saw the real-world consequences of the 2nd amendment ... they would turn over in their graves!
(There is NWIH they could have foreseen the presence of toxic social media and its attraction to dangerous, gun-loving fruitcakes and nutjobs!)
Surely you're not denying that giving easy access to weapons for nutjob fruitcakes indoctrinated in liberal public school echo chambers .... is a synergistically lethal combination?
( posters with multiple handles..?.Something our founders could not have envisioned!) Originally Posted by victoryformation
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synergistically Originally Posted by victoryformation
Might want to add that one to the list of the 45 banned....