Adopt a Cuban Stripper Week

Apologies in advance if the membership believes this is the wrong forum for this post.

There's a plague of mosquito born viruses circulating through Cuba right now. Many people are very sick and some are dying. The pharmacy shelves are bare and the hospitals full. See the link below to get an idea of the severity of this. Every single one of about 8 family members of a stripper friend of mine is sick right now, and some are very sick, with high fever. One has hemorrhagic bleeding.

Your average Cuban stripper is not the brightest bulb on the planet. She knows very well how to ship American products to her family. And how to relieve you of your cash. But she doesn't know what's needed to help control the symptoms of the viruses. And she's probably going to fuck up the doses. My Cuban stripper friend would typically take about 8 Aleve every time she got a headache and then she'd wonder why it got worse.

Acetaminophen (Tylenol), electrolyte powders you can mix with water for rehydration, and mosquito repellant are needed right now. I just went shopping with my friend and we spent about $600 getting massive quantities of these plus some bismuth subsalicylate (Pepto Bismol) to ship to her family who will share with other villagers. Then I went through and took photos of each product and wrote in Spanish in text messages the appropriate doses, by age.

Anyway, I would like to declare this week "Adopt a Cuban Stripper Week," and encourage fellow board members to ask your favorite stripper if you can help. My stripper was grateful enough that I could bang her the next month for free. Unfortunately I took a vow of monogamy not too long ago so that won't happen. But you will get some mileage out of this if you do it. Many Cuban sex tourists pack their suitcases full of cheap lingerie, perfume, toothpaste, cell phones, etc., because thoughtful gifts go farther than cash. Cubanas are not the mercenaries you're led to believe here, if you show them a little kindness and love.

https://english.elpais.com/internati...a-on-edge.html

This might be the best post I’ve read in a year. It’s the Michener novel that I had always hoped for. An excellent compilation of regional knowledge and sensible bias that culminates in a sexually compelling attraction to the region.

Can confirm on the desired for every day necessities. On my trip last year. I got in touch with a nurse that has a program to dispense medical supplies. I bought a backpack of Tylenol and bandages.

Some girls I meet would love a phone or hygiene supplies. I need to get a better Spanish vocabulary to communicate with the Cuban dancers

Spanish has helped me get along with most Cubans at bdd

Good work, Tiny.

Thanks rcusa and futbolhead. My Adopted Cuban Stripper called me yesterday and was depressed, because her family was suffering and she felt like there was nothing she could do about it. The act of going out and getting things and shipping them to Cuba gave her a sense of empowerment, and that lifted her spirits a lot. She was extremely down when we met, and almost giddy when she left with her health care goodies.

Falcon, I'm not going to admit going to Cuba, because at the time I might have gone it was illegal. However, if I had, I'd report that the women were interested in everything. Hell, I could have upgraded from CBJ to BBBJ with my used toothbrush or dirty underwear. Consumer goods were in such short supply. That's not to say that ever happened, that I ever was in Cuba. I admit nothing. Nothing!

Henryroscoe, Absolutely. Whole new worlds will open up to you in stripper bars if you learn passable Spanish.

Yes they are I. Dire poverty this just shows u what communism & socialism will do to a country!!! So sorry & so sad the people have to suffer!!

Took your advice and adopted a Cuban this week. She is supposed to spend the night for the first time tonight as my monogamy pledge ended in a divorce about 15yrs ago. She’s heard of the health problems but her family hasn’t been exposed yet. Otherwise, I would simply add that being fluent in Spanish isn’t necessary or helpful. A working ability is appreciated and helpful but It is often better to keep the ‘no habla mucho espanol’ response in the back pocket for when the conversation takes a wrong turn.

Best wishes futbolhead. Adopting a Cuban Stripper is more complicated and expensive than adopting a puppy, but so much more rewarding too!

I guess we’re all different. All the women who tormented me spoke English. The Spanish speakers were much less problematic. I certainly appreciate your point of view though. “No hablo español” and a shrug of the shoulders would be a very convenient response when a drunken Latina stripper starts ragging on you.

Seems like to trend now is adopting a Cuban or white stripper! More power to ya boys they both will rob you blind if you’re not watching! Dangerous boys! Happy adopting to all and to all a good day! Ho ho