Trump's New White House Redesign Proposals. Thoughts?

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Jacuzzme's Avatar
3rd one is actually pretty cool.
HenrySwanson's Avatar
These are all improvements...
ICU 812's Avatar
Now that is the style of humor that has been missing from late night TV since Carson and Len no (and maybe Letterman) left the arena.

Frankly, I had expected President Trump to have upgraded the entire building during his first term. I recall that his early opinion of the White House as a building was that " . . .its really kind of a dump.". Most places are "a dump" compared to what he had lived in the past twenty years or more.

The whole ballroom addition will be about as lasting as putting his face on mMount Rushmore.
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The whole ballroom addition will be about as lasting as putting his face on mMount Rushmore. Originally Posted by ICU 812
Whats hilarious is that the next Democrat President is going to have to avoid using the Hall so as not to offend the leftist retards... because you know its going to be called Trump hall at least informally.
Can't wait to see it torn down in 3 years.
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Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Where's the Orchestra pit gonna be?
I wanted Obama to paint the house brown. Imagine the whites losing their shit over that.
... Reckon a ballroom is good enough... I suggested some football grounds
to coincide with the World Cup, but President Trump makes up his-own mind.
... Looks good so far... ... ... WINNING! ..

... Surely no truth to the rumour - yet - that the official name
for the ballroom will be "The Royal Palace" ...

#### Salty
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My personal favorite

... Ye Christ! ... ... Just half-a-mo AFTER me post here
making mention of the new Ballroom name might be "Royal Palace"
- here comes The White House sayin' that President Trump will
be naming the place at a later date...

... No comment on the rumour that President Trump had them
contact me to say - "ix-nay on the allroom-nay ame-nay!"

... Whatever President Trump calls it - no doubt it will
be Grand for America! ... ... ...

#### Salty
Precious_b's Avatar
Over budget.
Contractors will not be paid.
Maggies will cheer it on while feining faux outrage about SNAP and other such programs they don't care about so as to draw attention away from Fearless Leader wasting $$$$$ while not encouraging legislation to be passed.
Why_Yes_I_Do's Avatar
...Leader wasting $$$$$... Originally Posted by Precious_b
Not sure I'm seeing the violation in spending one's own $$$$. Not to mention, lot's of jobs being created.
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In what was likely an ESL language glitch, it appears a rogue bulldozer operator ended up demolishing (gutting) the entire interior of the White House. Well, stuff happens...


Wait! Whut?!? Turns out that was when Harry Truman gutted/rebuilt the #WhiteHouse during 1949-52 at taxpayer expense.

My bad.