How to politely back out right after walking into an AMP??

Hi guys,

I visit massage spas pretty often, and sometimes when I walk in and realize the girl isn’t quite my type (doesnt have big boobs), I’ll just say ‘Let me think about it’ and leave. It feels a bit awkward. Is there a smoother, more polite way to excuse myself right away without making it uncomfortable for anyone?
  • jtime
  • 11-23-2025, 10:46 AM
I make up a fake name of a girl and ask if she's around.

"Hey, is Sarah here available today?"
"Sarah doesn't work here."
"Oh right, she's at the other place. I'll go there. Sorry for the confusion."
You are a genius. No asian girl is named Sarah so it avoids the accidental name match. I will make sure to not make up a name like Coco or mimi. Maybe Carol, Stacy something like that!
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Yes, asking for an imaginary provider works well. Sometimes they will call out for the other girl to come up front, especially if they are slow.

On my last recon visit at a random AMP, the 2nd girl who came out was just a little younger but a lot prettier and more friendly. I went with it and got excellent service. It was late afternoon and I was probably their first (only?) customer.

Don't be rude, but you do you kind of have the upper hand. There are sooooo many AMPs now, your time and $$$ are valuable. It's okay to move on.