Arkadelphia attorney arrested

Not really a "bust", and I didn't think this warranted an alert. Interesting read, though: http://www.siftingsherald.com/features/x485797700/Three-face-charges-of-prostitution-and-solicitation
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What an elaborate investigation. Sounds like things are a little slow these days....
Stupidity is an epidemic. This is a great example of why you should never call the police & report your own criminal wrongdoings.

Looks like no one ended up getting charged with assault...just the self-admitted prostitution.
That's why I once coined the phrase, "People...are...idiots." -- JMGorilla
Yeah I had coined a similar phrase but it contained alot more cussing.
When I'm frustrated with someone's stupidity, I like to avoid words... (There's a good chance they might not understand what I'm saying, anyway.) I just make a "I can't believe you're that dumb" face.
My favorite: "Looks like we need a little more chlorine in the gene pool."
My favorite: "Looks like we need a little more chlorine in the gene pool." Originally Posted by Howl at the Moon
I like this... I may borrow it!
You might note that the lack of intelligence usually resides in the shallow end of the gene pool . . .
CPT Savajo's Avatar
Stupid is as stupid does. What idiots! Hey lets make a report so the hammer drops on everyone and we all get charged and have to pay fines! Whoopieee! There were 3 losers and 1 winner in this case.
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Interesting story, particularly the amount of time invested by the police in tracking this down . . . . Barney Fife lives!!!


One point of clarification . . . . The title of this thread indicates that the person arrested was an "Arkadelphia attorney." My reading of the article indicates that this is not correct, Huber was reported to be "accompanied by an attorney . . ." when questioned. Not sure that is relevant, but a clarification nonetheless.

-SB
Sydney Pure's Avatar
How stuuuuupid..... But a good laugh...
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In the first sentence of the news article it states:
Arkadelphia, Ark.
Charges of solicitation and prostitution are expected to be filed against three area residents, including an Arkadelphia attorney, according to a report filed Friday at the Arkadelphia Police Department.
Later in the article it states:
Dixon said Huber's arrest is pending the appointment of a special prosecutor, as Prosecuting Attorney Blake Batson recused himself from the case. Huber is a former Clark County justice of the peace.
Time will tell if he is or isn't an Attorney.

Be Careful & Enjoy!

Biomed1
  • Sami
  • 10-28-2011, 11:52 PM
If someone would have give me that address, I wouldn't had went. Clue #1 if it sounds like bs it, can be big bs...



In the report says: The couple met Huber at a vacant house on Robey Street near Bamajawa Apartments
Another phrase: "his family tree didn't fork".