For my Arkansas fellow hobbyists:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=333067
Lil Huck made me do it!
Huck
- urhuckleberry
- 11-26-2011, 04:27 PM
- Guest061415-1
- 11-26-2011, 05:12 PM
Ooo... remember the photos of a "certain girl next door" in her elf costume? 
- Howl at the Moon
- 11-26-2011, 05:49 PM
Well- not as good as the GND in an elf costume, but it did help me remember these notes to... and responses from Santa:
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Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy allyeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom,
who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of
scotch.
Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself
silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at
the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our house?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all
theburglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
****************************** **********
Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy allyeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom,
who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of
scotch.
Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself
silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at
the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our house?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all
theburglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
- Ginger Doll
- 11-26-2011, 07:05 PM
- Guest061415-1
- 11-26-2011, 07:57 PM
Wow... I still LOVE those eyes! Ginger, I want to unwrap YOU under my tree!!!
- Tfields
- 11-26-2011, 08:18 PM
Dang!! I got a Santa suit today for the grandkids, but I think my wife would kill me if I had an elf that looked so good. Ginger, you are gorgeous.
- Ginger Doll
- 11-27-2011, 12:40 AM
Awwww. 
Thank's so much, you guys. 
Thank's so much, you guys.
- Ginger Doll
- 11-27-2011, 04:02 PM
No sure why the other pic isn't showing up?
Had to dig a bit to find these GND pics...they were on my old computer!
Had to dig a bit to find these GND pics...they were on my old computer!
- Guest061415-1
- 11-27-2011, 07:33 PM
- Mr.Chan
- 11-28-2011, 09:23 AM
If that does not straighten out your candy cane, nothing will.
- Guest061415-1
- 11-28-2011, 10:10 AM
If that does not straighten out your candy cane, nothing will. Originally Posted by Mr.ChanOur esteemed honorable detective now reminds me of the elegant Ginger's other thread of "Creative ways to burn those extra holiday calories." I wonder what exercises the lady would suggest that involve the use of such a candy cane?
- Guest032112
- 11-28-2011, 11:58 AM
