Machine Sex

Last summer I made an impulse buy for me and my EX-GF. It was
purchased in secret and arranged to arrive just before X-mas. Yes,
I like to get my shopping done real early. Anyways, I had totally
forgotten about it, and it arrived today.

Now I got this really expensive fucking machine and no one to test
it on.

Here is a link to it. http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/Fucki...s/KTM-105.html

Anyways, just curious if there are any interested in trying it out.

My one condition, I want to see it.

Have machine, can travel a bit on weekends.


Dying to see this in action.

I'm LMAO! For that amount, I'll get a session with a provider of your choice and let you come watch! Not sure I can do 160 strokes per minute though.

It was bought as a present. She thought it would be
great to play with. I have to admit, just talking about
it seemed to get her hot as hell. So why would I not
buy it for her. Laugh if you want, but when my baby
wanted something I tried to make sure it happened.

Only problem is we are no longer together. Treated her
too nice I guess now she is with a loser that knocks
her around. Go figure.

Wish I had my money back.. You betcha'. Is that ever
gonna happen... NOPE.

SO you make the best of what ya got and go on.

The only provider who posted an interest in machines, many months ago, was BabyDallas...

I can tell you from limited experience that you will need to build a padded cabinet for this machine, and that it will need to be attached to something heavier than 14 pounds to keep it in place or to make the experience pleasurable for the lady...good luck.

I offered such services in the mid 80's for $125/hour, but most of my clientele wanted the real deal; this was only a distraction once or twice.

If you think this is expensive, you have not seen the Sybians...or the GyroChair...

Perhaps if honorable gentleman fit that contraption with boxing glove girlfriend might come back.

It was bought as a present. She thought it would be
great to play with. I have to admit, just talking about
it seemed to get her hot as hell. So why would I not
buy it for her. Laugh if you want, but when my baby
wanted something I tried to make sure it happened.

Only problem is we are no longer together. Treated her
too nice I guess now she is with a loser that knocks
her around. Go figure.

Wish I had my money back.. You betcha'. Is that ever
gonna happen... NOPE.

SO you make the best of what ya got and go on. Originally Posted by ventana

Chortle!

Sorry for your bad luck, Ventana. I'm betting you will find good use to your advantage for the machine!

I'm sorry, but that thing just looks scary.