I just got out of prison & I want to come see you right now

This was a first for me. A guy just contacted me & said exactly that.

Not the best intro line if you're looking to book an appointment ... I'm just say'en

True, true. At least he may or may not have been honest. I saw this ad earlier, and the connotations were a bit boggling...

♦ Got A Naughty Ich That NEEDS To Be Scratched? I am Here & Ready To Assist! ♦ - 23 (Galleria Area

At least he waited till he was out and didn't try to book a conjugal outcall.
Do we have those?

OMG, Brook you come up with the best sshhhhistuff.

just wondering did you see him?

Wow! He actually said he just got out of prison and wanted to see you?

Well, you know sometimes, innocent people get framed and sent to prison.

Did you ask him if he had been exonerated?

At least he was up front about it... but that all goes out the window if he was busted for robbing providers... I'm just saying...

Well, on the bright side, at least he was being honest. Plus, at least the crime in which he was convicted of/sentenced to allowed him the opportunity to be paroled. Meaning: he's probably not some mass-murderer and his crime didn't carry a "Life" term.

And better still, he'd probably nut quick.

..just sayin' that it may or may not be all that bad. It just depends on whether you're a "glass is half-full/half-empty" type a' person.




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I agree with about the annoying habit of the +1 posts.

What exactly are you saying with a +1?

Dorky.

I agree with about the annoying habit of the +1 posts.

What exactly are you saying with a +1?

Dorky.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Dude..... Plus one!

Lol. You guys are funny!

No, I did'nt see him nor ask about why he was in prison. I just got him off the phone ASAP.

I just got him off the phone ASAP. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Such a sweet girl....

Send him to VENUSNOVA. And ask her to take it easy on him. (LOL!)