WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT?

You ever tried NO FAT CHEESE? Doctor recommended fat free cheese. Fucking QUACK! Probably never tried the shit. Damn, my dogs will not even eat the fat free cheese . . . and they will eat their own turds if I let them.

Remember years ago Nabisco came out with the Fat Free Oreos. Epic failure. Again, dogs would not eat the fat free Oreos. Who's coming up with these nasty concoctions, the offspring of Joseph Mengele?

Next time read the label
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You ARE too intelligent for us. Lower your aim and speak to the audience. Very few know WTF you are talkin' 'bout.

I like it low-fat, normal flora and 'good'!

I got your back PYR(=heat)

"Remember years ago Nabisco came out with the Fat Free Oreos. Epic failure. Again, dogs would not eat the fat free Oreos. Who's coming up with these nasty concoctions, the offspring of Joseph Mengele?"

Your wrath is not without humor.

Ann

Oooo...Angel of Death reference...golf clap for obscurity...well done...

If you think that's bad, try fat free sour cream.

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So who's coming up with these concoctions??

Dow Chemical. Dupont.

I do have a 'fat free preference'. I like fat free women.

Probably the same fucker that created tofurkey.

Probably the same fucker that created tofurkey. Originally Posted by Diomidis

and turkey bacon!! yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bacon comes from that lil fat pink thing with a squirly tail! lol

Moved from Main Discussion. Not hobby related.

Thanks, CC. We needed something to class up the joint here.

You ever tried NO FAT CHEESE? Originally Posted by pyramider

I don't get "No fat half and half"...Its supposed to be half cream and half milk. If you take out the cream then its frickin' skim milk.

I hate low fat / skim / and 2 per cent milk!

Give me Promise Land vitamen D milk and I am happy!

artificial sweets is nasty.