A horse of a different color?

I'm thinking that someone really needs to take out a BackPage ad explaining the definition of stallion.

I've seen more than one girl refer to herself as a stallion and it cracks me up every time!

http://arkansas.backpage.com/FemaleE...pec-22/3358566
jon5150's Avatar
Hahahahaha
MrHappy4u's Avatar
Should we include spelling lessons, grammatical sentence construction, and world geography explaining foreign culture? Perhaps we should just reduce it to the "origin of the species" and the lowest common denominator.
Should we include spelling lessons, grammatical sentence construction, and world geography explaining foreign culture? Perhaps we should just reduce it to the "origin of the species" and the lowest common denominator. Originally Posted by MrHappy4u
That seems like a bit much to expect. But letting others know whether you're male or female when placing an ad for adult services really isn't too much to ask for, is it? Or am I just being too picky?
Sydney Pure's Avatar
I just looked at the pics HOLY MOLY SHMOLLY!!!!!!!111

THATS A STALLION??
MrHappy4u's Avatar
I just looked at the pics HOLY MOLY SHMOLLY!!!!!!!111

THATS A STALLION?? Originally Posted by Sydney Pure
You've ridden me before. Tell me I haven't lost parts (ie male appendage) and look like that!
biomed1's Avatar
Based on the following, A FEMALE should be upset to be referred to as a stallion.

Additionally, based on the following, A FEMALE should not refer to herself as a stallion.

A stallion is a male horse that has not been gelded (castrated). Stallions will follow the conformation and phenotype of their breed, but within that standard, the presence of hormones such as testosterone may give stallions a thicker, "cresty" neck, as well as a somewhat more muscular physique as compared to female horses, known as mares, and castrated males, called geldings.
The Dictionary is your friend...

Be Careful and Enjoy!

Biomed1
tuckahoe's Avatar
But doesn't a dictionary require you to read and think?

Maybe a picture can explain.

This is a stallion!!

I'm thinking that someone really needs to take out a BackPage ad explaining the definition of stallion.

I've seen more than one girl refer to herself as a stallion and it cracks me up every time!

http://arkansas.backpage.com/FemaleE...pec-22/3358566 Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
That would be more of a small draft horse. She might pass for a halflinger, but not a stallion.
I'm thinking that someone really needs to take out a BackPage ad explaining the definition of stallion.

I've seen more than one girl refer to herself as a stallion and it cracks me up every time!

http://arkansas.backpage.com/FemaleE...pec-22/3358566 Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I have a percheron mare and her butt aint that big She needs to change her ad from "stalliion" to "marre".With my mare and this "stalliion" I could have a matching pair for a pulling team.
MrHappy4u's Avatar
. . . With my mare and this "stalliion" I could have a matching pair for a pulling team. Originally Posted by horserider

Sydney Pure's Avatar
You've ridden me before. Tell me I haven't lost parts (ie male appendage) and look like that! Originally Posted by MrHappy4u

Mr Happy I do apologize but I wouldn't open the door if you looked like that!!! ijs...........
Makayla of Missouri's Avatar
Lmao... I have seen that type of ad before, as well. I actually started a thread some time ago under StL coeds about funny ads I have found! Had some good ones added to it!
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Ginger, don't include those links anymore, I just had breakfast!
Just checked that out. That girl is Definitely NOT a Stallion. I would venture to say that she is a SOW!