Roy, an undertaker, came Home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" Asked his wife." "I had a terrible day," replies Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I find the room and, Sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in Half."
"I see," says his wife. "But how did you get the black eye?" Roy: "Wrong fucking room."