Since BP has a number of providers running "Father's Day" specials, thought I'd post my type of ad here on ECCIE..
Are you a hot lady with "Daddy" issues today because of Father's Day. Let me help you out. Get paid while sorting through all your "daddy issues". Must be able to yell "daddy" or "poppy" when the time is right.
Poppy? Are you trying to say papi like a Mexican chick like myself would say, "ah papi or ah papi chulo?"
Yeah, the browser self corrrected before I realized it and hit the send button. Apparently, I don't type enough spanish in this machine to fulfill it's spanish dictionary.
Spanish or English, I have to say the one time a provider talked like that during a session it was a rather disgusting blend of excitement and - well - disgust. Somehow I managed to work through it! LOL