I am new and nobody answers the phone or will give me a chance

Ok, so I am a newbie, but I am a 39 yr old body builder who can get a girl at the bar any chance I go out, but I am married and I don't want to take a chance being seen on the town. So my wife is out of town for a week and I figured this would be easy. BUT, even in Dallas where there is so many escorts begging for business, nobody answers the phone and nobody will take a p411 verified person without plus 3. I am not about to take the fat old ugly newbie friendly people and pay for it just for an "okay" which if I did and didn't get a response with an okay I would feel robbed......... when I could get a 9 or 10 at the bar tonight. The problem is that the bar girl would fall in love and stalk me because I am rich and a party guy that makes a presence in the room and girls like that. So what should I do? Suck it up and pay something worthless just for the review?