MOUTH ONLY.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. I'm so ashamed.

http://littlerock.backpage.com/Femal...nly-25/3793470

Welp, I sure hope none of you white males out there were lookin fa luvin wit dis gurl, it's mouf only... But, on the bright side, NUDE is only a $10 upcharge.

TOO funny! Aunt Flo's "mouth only" specials. Good find!

I feel dirty after reading it. It says "Mouth Only" in the ad line. "Mouth Only" is the selling point. The marketing angle. What in the fuck could've made her think that this was an acceptable advertising method?

At risk of sounding redundant, is the bar REALLY that low? I know that hobby dollars are spent wherever with whomever and I don't really give a shit about that. It's not that I'm upset because I feel like I'm losing money. I'm upset because in the grande scheme of life, this woman and I have the same profession. She and I are co-workers.

I'm upset because in the grande scheme of life, this woman and I have the same profession. She and I are co-workers. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

I understand. I'm a landlord, and no matter how well I treat my customers, I'm judged by the worst in my profession. So if I put my rental houses on the "ECCIE" scale, this is the Ginger/Brittany/Danni house:

This is the Backpage house:

So in other words... the important people know who you are and the difference in quality!

So, basically what you're trying to say is -- You aren't interested in the Mouth Only option I've added to my menu?!

FWIW, I like the Brittany house and if you'll waive the downpayment then you can have my vote for slum-lord of the year. Teehee, jk Slinggy.

Hmmm... I have a vacancy... looking for a new place to live? I'm sure we could reach an equitable agreement

Hmmm... I have a vacancy... looking for a new place to live? I'm sure we could reach an equitable agreement Originally Posted by Slingerland

I'm a sucky tenant. I complain, I'm needy, I break shit, my dog is a monster. I DO check the mail in my robe but... Hey, I'm only looking out for your best interest here, Snugglebear.

I'm upset because in the grande scheme of life, this woman and I have the same profession. She and I are co-workers. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

Don't be upset, darlin'. Burger King and Outback are both restaurants, but they are in different leagues!

She is unworthy of assimilation, yet your biological distinctiveness would be a welcome addition to our perfection.

Oh Mr. Slimy! I'm starting to think you're flirting with me!

It's because mongers have dropped the provider bar amazingly low. Intelligence, integrity, personality, have all taken a backseat to whats really important. Physical attributes. Common knowledge, if a woman is deemed attractive by the masses then her position on the social ladder is automatically elevated. The majority of the backpage crowd, and even a few ECCIE providers, are concentrating on "being hot" and since no one on a SHMB gives a shit about anything other than getting bbbj from some young hottie then why would anyone go above and beyond?

1. If I can make the same amount of money without bothering to proofread or spellcheck my ads, then why do it? This isn't grammar class, darlings.

2. If clients will continue to see me even after they find out I have a pimp, then why make him hide?

3. If everyone thinks I'm super hot then I must be so whats the point of waking up and going out of my way to look my best?! They like me regardless. So I don't have to shave my legs, I'm hot and they'll come back either way so why waste the time?

4. I might not be super smart, but this is a hooker board and no one cares if I'm a little dumber than most. I mean, look at my boobs! They're awesome. Any of these dumb ol clients are lucky that a woman of my caliber and beauty is here in Arkansas.

5. Why should I bother cleaning my incall? The clients are here for BCD and they don't care that the place is trashed. They only want to see my awesome body and killer curves.

The opinions above are not my own. They are, however, shared among 90% of providers my age. Guys complain about a decline in service. Who is to blame? Do you think these women would continue to post trash like "Mouth Only" if they weren't getting calls?

All too often what is deemed as "High Class", "Beautiful", "Exceptional Companionship" is a provider who's quality is the equivalent of a common streetwalker. But hey boys, if she's hot, then go git sum.

I have been hobbying for many years and my ultimate fantasy was to find a girl who is running a mouth only special, and i was hoping it would be really freaking cheap too, and you all just ruined it for me! U Motherfuckers!

Touché.

Brittany,

I, too, saw that ad and I must say it was disgusting!! I guess it takes all kinds.........

Oh Mr. Slimy! I'm starting to think you're flirting with me! Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

Oh yeah. I love a sensual queen...

I'll chime in. Unfortunately, we all have certain standards that are more often than not meet in the hobby. Would I want a BBBJ from a "mouth only" girl? Absolutely not. I also don't want one from someone who just finished with a previous client. Brushing and mouthwash really don't clean everything, do they? What I'm getting at is this, our standards are somewhat lowered for personal hygiene in this experience. I choose girls outside of the hobby who are more than likely only having sex or dating me. I'm not following up 2 or 3 other guys for the day/week etc. based on the providers activity.

With that said, do I select providers that clean their incall, brush their teeth, take a bath, have at least normal intellect, and seem to care about her overall appearance? Absolutely! I think they are all requirements for a pleasurable experience with a quality provider. Do the things you list as the devils advocate view Brittany, and I will not see you or see you more than once.

I have a lot of competition in my real life job but I target a market that is not a "bottom feeder" and let my services and support differentiate me from them. Same for providers, target your market and go after the clientele that fit your market. I'm certain "mouth only" has chosen her market and Brittany has chosen hers.

Even thought I have never seen you Brittany, you should not compare yourself to her as being peers. Nor should other quality providers.

Staggers the imagination...