With apologies to the Beach Boys

California Girls was running around in my head tonight, and with too much time on my hands, I came up with this poem, a tribute to some of the girls I love!

Well Robyn she was hip
I really dug the tats she wore
And Arkansas Danni with the way she talks
She knocks me out when I'm down there.
All INDEPENDENT providers really make you feel all right
And Starla Jones with the way she kissed
She always kept me warm at night

I wish they all could be Sexy Brittany
I wish they all could be Sexy Brittany
I wish they all could be Sexy Brittany Girl!

Sweet-n-Little's wicked
And Ginger's the smartest in the land
I dig some Sydney down by the river bank
And Trisha topless in the sand.

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldnt wait to get back to my home state
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I can't wait until I get to meet with
I can't wait until I get to meet with
I hope soon I get to meet Sexy Brittany Girl!