so I'm watching "Sgt. Bilko"

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.........Heard a line that made me laugh harder than I have in a long while



"You can't marry Thorn, you're not in love with him. Think of the children, you're Catholic, and he's an asshole! How would you even raise them!?"




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Not a movie line, but my favorite line is this one:

Jack Nicholson is at a bar with friends, very pretty girl walks up and asks, " Jack, would you like to dance?" Jack looks at her, smiles and says, " Wrong verb"

That's some funny shit!!!!!
"dont judge me monkey" from grandma's boy is one I like a lot...
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Karla to Duane in Texasville......"everytime you call me honey there is a lie involved"