Interminable Sentence Nails Obamacare

Interminable Sentence Nails Obamacare

In August 2012, a candidate for Illinois State Senate, District 18, Dr. Barbara Bellar, thought she would start a fundraising event with a lighthearted tone. She claimed that she could describe ObamaCare (the ACA) in one sentence -- one very long sentence.
Because Dr. Bellar so accurately portrayed the current national sentiment about the ACA, a video of her speaking her very long sentence went viral. As of 10/7/12, it had received 2,434,958 hits on YouTube.
This is what she said, verbatim. (Bullets were inserted by this author.)


We are going to be gifted with a healthcare plan [the ACA]:
  • We are forced to purchase, and fined if we don't;
  • Which purportedly covers at least 10 million more people
  • Without adding a single new doctor; but
  • Provides for 16,000 new IRS agents;
  • Written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it;
  • Passed by a Congress that didn't read it; but
  • Exempted themselves from it; and
  • Signed by a president who smokes;
  • With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes;
  • For which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect;
  • By a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare;
  • All to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese; and
  • Financed by a country that's broke.
Funny, to be sure, but here's the scary part. It is all true!

LexusLover's Avatar
I think it was Obaminable who compared "Obamacare" to the Post Office as an example of how the U.S. government can run an agency.

Obama said, “My answer is that if the private insurance companies are providing a good bargain, and if the public option has to be self-sustaining…then I think private insurers should be able to compete. They do it all the time. I mean, if you think about it, UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? No, they are. It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

Huh?