How to Annoy a Liberal

CuteOldGuy's Avatar
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
Use one of your rights that they don't want you to have. They will call you names every time.

Show them undeniable proof that they don't know what they are talking about. They will call you names every time.

Call them out when you catch them in a lie. They will lie again, and call you names every time.

Do everything you can to keep them from destroying a country. They will blame somebody else, and call you names everytime.

And last but not least.

Fire them from the LAPD. They will go on a killing spree.....
joe bloe's Avatar
I've found that sugaring their gas tanks is effective too.
Seedy's Avatar
  • Seedy
  • 02-09-2013, 07:26 AM
Nah, you guys are all wrong. Want to annoy them, just pull up your zipper. Lmfao
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
You annoy a liberal by insisting their voters get a real job and support their own kids rather than being a bunch of lazy jackasses mooching off honest, hardworking folks.
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 02-09-2013, 07:35 AM
Naw ya'll got it all wrong. We were most annoyed when yo mamma didn't abort you!





This should be ya'lls bumpersticker..

''Annoy a Liberal, stay ignorant!"
How to annoy a right winger,,,,,facts.
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 02-09-2013, 07:55 AM
How to annoy a right winger,,,,,facts. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Treat them how they treat everyone else, I've found that annoys their worthless shit out of'em!

"Hey right winger...show me your birth certificate! Now prove that it is real!"

Yssup Rider's Avatar
Answer the question! It was a simple question. I just asked it. LINKS?
TheDaliLama's Avatar
Find a old impotent Librarian guy from Wichita with nothing to do and let him loose in the Sandbox.



" Don't confuse me with Gandhi. "
Naw ya'll got it all wrong. We were most annoyed when yo mamma didn't abort you!





This should be ya'lls bumpersticker..

''Annoy a Liberal, stay ignorant!" Originally Posted by WTF
Weld their mail boxes shut.
Seedy's Avatar
  • Seedy
  • 02-09-2013, 11:45 AM
Take away their odumbo phone, food stamps, and welfare checks.
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Find a old impotent Librarian guy from Wichita with nothing to do and let him loose in the Sandbox.



" Don't confuse me with Gandhi. " Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
LordBeaverbrook's Avatar
Take away their odumbo phone, food stamps, and welfare checks. Originally Posted by seedman55
Yeah, that would annoy me no end. I love me my phone, stamps and check so I can use everything else for hobbying! It would piss off the ladies too! Oh, also my free Cadillac to get checks in lotsa states! Yea Socialism and redistribution!
bojulay's Avatar
Just mention that outdated, archaic old scrap of paper
called the Constitution.



ha ha ha ha