Other than prayer
Any suggestions when departure is inevitable?
Depends on where you're departing from:
1) The IRS Auditors office - I eat a lot of beans and Mexican food before seeing them and I pass gas the whole time I'm there and up till I leave.
2) A bad job - Give em your notice and do as little as possible for two weeks.
3) Eccie - Just fade to black.
4) The Big One - Do everything and anything you always wanted to do !!
Figure out your last meal. Mine's gonna be beardless clams with a side of hairless pie.