The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
Wife asks: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh..'
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Seņora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
LMAO.