Conversation with bank computer on re-setting my password:
(C = computer; M= me)
  
  
C-Sorry ,your password has expired- you must register a new one
M-Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer
  
C-No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
  M-Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working fine
  
C-Sorry, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
M-Can I use the old one and just re-register it.
  
C-No, you must get a new one.
M-I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
  
C-Sorry, you must get a new one.
M-OK…   roses.
  
C-Sorry, you must use more letters.
M-OK…   pretty roses.
  
C-Sorry, you must use at least one number.
M-OK... 1 pretty rose.
  
C-Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
M-OK…   1prettyrose.
  
C-Sorry, your password must be longer.
M-OK…   1fuckingprettyrose.
  
C-Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
M-OK…   1FUCKINGprettyrose.
  
C-Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
M-OK…   1Fuckingprettyrose.
  
C-Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
M- OK…   1FuckingprettyroseshovedUpyour  assifyoudonotgivemeaccessRight  fuckingnow
  
C-Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used
  
  
        
        
        