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The Fox News doc explained the obvious reason why all men always go to the doctor less.
DR. DAVID SAMADI (8/27/2013): "We're using the health care system much less. You know, also, our bodies are completely different. ... We only have the prostate. Women have the breasts, they have the ovaries, they have the uterus. They get checked in every part."
Steven Colbert: "Yeah, men only have the prostate. Meanwhile, women are like the mines of Moria down there. You got the tube, you got the doodads, you got the Chicago Bull, you know.
You know, you gotta squint. You gotta kind of squint to make out what's really going on down there. It's like one of those Magic Eye posters. They say there's a little man in a boat, but I've never found it."