The look of Vagina...

setman's Avatar
Some find them disgusting.

Setty finds them adorable.

The lips, the hole…the little tongue.

But how do they look to you?


Setty
pyramider's Avatar
Just get me a taco.
Doodle23's Avatar
It depends. Most of them are ugly and just a mess of folds of flesh, resembling the predator without his mask. Good ones are pretty hard to find.
  • DinDC
  • 11-20-2013, 04:05 AM
TFF! On first glance, I read the title of this thread as The "Book" of Vagina. I was thinking that I've finally found religion!!!

And to answer Setty's question, I could look at vaginas all around me, 24/7!!!
universalenergy's Avatar
I think I see one now.
slim deez's Avatar
Longer the labia the better for me. Big turn on!!!
I love the look of most. The more meat the better. Long labia, twisted labia, big clits all are great. We should post pics as well. Maybe against the rules. Opps
Seeking ~P's Avatar
Cool thread
ScareCrow's Avatar
Setty, when it comes to looks, there is no such thing as a bad look. They are like fingerprints, no two are exactly alike!!

1. Razor bump pussy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.
2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.
3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.
4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).
5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.
6. Lazy pussy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.
7. Spinster pussy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.
8. Dog ear in the wind pussy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.
9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pussy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle.
10. Pedophile pussy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?
11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pussy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.
12. Big pussy. Easy entry/exit, but she won’t feel anything if you’re not well-equipped. She’ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.
13. Experienced pussy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don’t lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.
14. Social anxiety pussy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of foreplay with this one.
15. Domestic violence pussy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)
16. Diarrhea pussy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.
17. Toyota Camry pussy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple of your friends. (Editor’s Note: This is my favorite pussy type. I don’t have time to figure out how pussy works—I just want to hop in and get to my destination as quickly as possible.)
18. Last minute pussy. God didn’t decide on the gender of this pussy until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra challenging.
19. Chubby pussy. You look at this pussy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.
20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me? Is she playing games?”
21. Developmentally stunted pussy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.
22. Used to be fat pussy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.
23. McMansion pussy. You love this pussy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.
24. Eagle pussy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest.
25. Interstate highway pussy. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl.
26. Anteater pussy. How your grandma’s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain’t complaining though… that sly devil.
27. Terminator pussy. One of Skynet’s first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don’t disable the chip first.
28. Turkey pussy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month.
29. Department store pussy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small?
30. Morbidly obese pussy. When this pussy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!
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ICU 812's Avatar
Well, but . . . .

Its gotta be young, thin and bald.
Zhivago52's Avatar
Joke time.

Man goes to doctor. Man complains his friends tell him he's looking really bad. Man does not understand....says he feels fine.

Doc looks in medical book...."looks good feels bad....no that's not it.....looks bad feels bad.....no that's not it.....AH! looks bad, feels good, that's it!

Sir, you're a vagina.




Seriously, when a lady takes the time to tidy up there and looks good, I always make it a point to compliment her on her beautiful genitalia...
offshoredrilling's Avatar
bald to enchanted forest, its snack time
Kit-4-Kat's Avatar
My butterfly wing labia have garnered a bit of notoriety. Since Austin doesn't allow pussy pics - not even minor exposure via ass bent over position - guys searching for this in particular must rely on word of mouth or info via PM's. Considering the graphic ad displays by AFF & others, it seems inconsistent, counterproductive on a site designed to share criteria assisting in making informed choices, and somewhat backwards since a community such as this represents uninhibited sexual freedom of expression.

Please excuse my personal rant. Hell! Cunning linguists are some of my favorite people! I want them to know where to go if I've got what they want, right? :-)

As for the looks, at first glance, it should be neat and tidy whether trimmed or bare. No T.P. remnants! I like an easily discovered clit with atty least an inch of labia minora dangling to tease me to suck them into my mouth and run my tongue up her clitoral highway. Nice... XoXoX
gimme_that's Avatar
My butterfly wing labia have garnered a bit of notoriety. ...........guys searching for this in particular must rely on word of mouth or info via PM's. Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat
I guess if a guy could he could explain vividly in his description how a ladys vagina appears. Just a thought. He could even include it in his BCD comments.
Zhivago52's Avatar
Kat is special. I need to visit this "winged" angel