A sex p0em>...d0 ya like?

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't
Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

Very interesting, and apparently written by three of your personalities, the victim, the one full of rage, and the one that likes to fuck.

I wrote a poem the other night I will share.

Now I lay me down to sleep
But I ain't counting fucking sheep
I dream of Brittany in my bed
Cause she's been known to raise the dead!

Lmmfao.

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone.
When she bent over Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own!

Thank you Andrew "Dice" Clay for that one.

I like some of yours better though Lynn.

I know a girl from New York city
She's got a mole on her left titty
She can sing and she can dance
She's got a mustache in her pants!

Ever since I met your daughter Venus
There's been something the matter with my penis
I wish I'd never seen your damn old town