Providers and their PERIODS!!!

Ember Simmers's Avatar
I never post discussions on Eccie. But each city I go to, I read about some review of a girl and a client.... And the client FREAKING out because the girl started her period on him. Then he gives her a "no" review. And then alllllll these comments from other men saying "OMG why didn't she tell you!!! She shouldn't be seeing people when she is on her period!!"

LOOK MEN/Boys (since y'all act like little Boys)
... The fact of the mater is WE DONT KNOW WHEN WE ARE GOING TO START!!
I swear I can go allllll day without a period and then I have sex and BAM!!! - there it is! I swear, when I have sex it triggers it.
Starting are period on a client is just as embarrassing to us as it is Gross to you. So let's not make the situation worse and go write a NO review on the girl.

This is like in middle school when the girls were starting to have periods for the first time and some unfortunate girl gets her period in the middle of a class all over her pants, and the boys of the class were all grossed out and made fun of her.

This is a fact of life.
I've done it on clients.... I go clean them up with some baby wipes. I shove a make up sponge up my vahjayjay. And we finish like nothing happened. (LADIES... Go get some makeup sponges... Little triangle ones)
(MEN .... Grow up)
pajama boy's Avatar
That is part of life but do you advertise the day after you start?
WhiteGentleman's Avatar
I agree with Ember. We are not still in Biblical times when a woman had to quarantine herself when she was on her period. I realize that it may be unpleasant or a turnoff. I think that providers should should warn the guy ahead of time if she knows. But if it happens, that's life. It washes off. If you're worried about possible exposure to HIV or another STD because of the blood, well, news flash: they're all transmittable with or without the blood. Just my two cents. Everyone have a safe and happy new year.
Ember Simmers's Avatar
I myself, can work on my period. I don't do DATY anyway. So no male is down there...
So yes, I do... I could see a girl that offers DATY saying that maybe that shouldn't take place this week.
I've actually been on a new birth control where I've been on my damn period for 6 months now. No fun.. And switching soon. But yay for makeup sponges... It soaks up everything before even gets to ur little member! And no blood is seen. Welcome to an inside trick of an escort.
Seems from my positive reviews that NO ONE HAS NOTICED....
But that's not what this thread was about. This thread is about when the girls starts on the guy.. And eevvvverryy dude wants to freak out.
BobsAlias's Avatar
I think the girl should at least tell a guy, while they're working out the details of the meeting. Then it's not awkward when he goes down for daty & she denies entry...but her reviews say it's on the menu. If it's an informed decision then everyone will know what to expect, or just reschedule.
I understand. Thank you for the information.
One of the biggest regrets I have in life is making fun of the girl wearing the white jeans with her period....yeah... 20 years ago and though I've apologized numerous times to her...still feel like a dick.

It's a part of life. Wonder how many chicks are grossed out about the thought of a guys nocturnal emission.
Ember you sure are sexy.
jan-w's Avatar
  • jan-w
  • 12-31-2013, 01:15 PM
And here I thought this was going to be a thread on provider's punctuation skills.

Boys will be boys I guess. Not all guys want their red wings.

When it comes to sex, yes, folks are exposed to various bodily fluids but blood always brings out the squeamishness in people. Maybe too many vampire movies.

But the most alarming thing about this thread I just noticed. Ember doesn't do DATY? DAMN!
...But the most alarming thing about this thread I just noticed. Ember doesn't do DATY? DAMN! Originally Posted by jan-w
Yeah, welcome to the bummed crowd, jan-w!! Think I learned that, though, on January 26, 2012, and have been sad ever since...

KCSmutMonkey's Avatar
I myself, can work on my period. I don't do DATY anyway. So no male is down there...
So yes, I do... I could see a girl that offers DATY saying that maybe that shouldn't take place this week.
I've actually been on a new birth control where I've been on my damn period for 6 months now. No fun.. And switching soon. But yay for makeup sponges... It soaks up everything before even gets to ur little member! And no blood is seen. Welcome to an inside trick of an escort.
Seems from my positive reviews that NO ONE HAS NOTICED....
But that's not what this thread was about. This thread is about when the girls starts on the guy.. And eevvvverryy dude wants to freak out. Originally Posted by Ember Simmers
Well, not eevvvverryyy dude freaks out. I've had it happen before. Other than the white shirt, it was no big deal. I felt worse for her embarrassment than anything.
I just have to say, that makeup sponge trick is an awesome idea! Thanks for sharing that tip!
They always said the string on a tampon was so you could floss after you ate.
Ember Simmers's Avatar
Lol that's gross