Here's A Guy With Two Fully Functional Penises (NSFW)
Yes, there is a picture:
2014 is one damn day old, and Reddit might have the scoop of the year. A redditor going by DoubleDickDude went ahead and answered a question every man has pondered: What if you had two dicks? Apparently, it's pretty great. (Yes, there is a photo.)Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to click on the link to the picture (if you haven't already done so), and then answer the poll question. Going to read the Deadspin article is optional, but far be it from me to steal page views away from Deadspin. Not to mention that there are a few quotes from the Reddit AMA which are worth reading. A couple follow:
Since it's why you're here, here's the link to the photo. NSFW, obviously.
Argument for "blessing":
NickKevs: If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?Argument for "curse" (if you're straight; this is, however, an additional argument for "blessing" if you're gay or bi):
DDD: two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they fucked.
realdev: The Aristocrats!
thederpmeister: How do you break the news to girls you're hooking up with? Is it a "prepare yourself, mortal" or more of a "ooooooHELLOWTF" type of deal?Don't forget to answer the poll. And Happy New Year!
DDD: I did both for a while, but I dont date anymore, i'm in a relationship with a guy and a girl, and have been for a while. back in my teens i tried both ways and it was never predictable. the easy girls sometimes screamed and ran (literally once) as much as the virgins did. never could figure that out. But guys, guys NEVER run and ALWAYS follow through. Mostly straight guys, and they always at the very least touch and play with them a little. Some have even sucked me off so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me head.
Cheers,
bcg