Where to purchase a ready-made milking table

So a client of mine really wants to have a milking session on what seems to be a massage table with a hole in the right area to allow for access to the goods from below the table. It would be purchased for me as a gift by him for future sessions. The most convenient thing would be to simply order one online and and have it delivered to my incall address...simple enough...

I have seen porn sites that use these tables, but doing a search for purchasing this type of table has come up empty. Am I missing something? Is there a vendor that I need to be looking up? It seems a shame to order a very nice, sturdy massage table, and potentially ruin it by making modifications to it.

Is this a DIY project? For many reasons, neither me or my client can make it ourselves. Any local handymen/wood-crafters/artisans/massage-table-makers that can do the job of making a quality product from scratch? It would certainly be a bonus if it was fold-able for storage like a portable massage table.

The videos out there on the subject are certainly very hot, so it would be great to add this to my incall. However, I need to be pointed in the right direction for purchasing or having one custom-made.

Thanks,

Marie

Get a massage table a cut a hole in it.

Get a massage table a cut a hole in it. Originally Posted by boardman

Says the one who sleeps atop a three story scratching post, and feels the need to urinate everytime I pass by him in high heels...caveman!

The idea of hacking into a perfectly nice table bothers me. It would have to be a careful job not to further tear the professional covering and seemlessly cut the foam padding around the hole, all the while smoothing the edges to avoid splinters and chafing issues. The more porous the area left behind, the harder it is to keep hygenic for future use...

Check your pms.

So basically your looking for a horizontal glory hole?

Try Tractor Supply.

I can see your dilemma Yummy. I searched many options, sex furniture, massage tables, milking tables, etc. with no luck.

Perhaps you should search for sex furniture and then contact one of the sites and ask if they can get one for you or know where you can find one. Can't hurt to ask. All they can do is say no and they might say, we can help you.

So basically your looking for a horizontal glory hole? Originally Posted by Russ38

LOL...pretty much...but sturdy and comfortable enough for a massage

Amelia...I responded

1CG, I may do that if a lead that I have doesn't work out.

BTW everyone, if I do find a vendor, I will definitely post the information here for all to see.

Thanks

LOL...pretty much...but sturdy and comfortable enough for a massage Originally Posted by YummyMarie

At the sacrifice of a little comfort....a couple of sawhorses and a 3/4" sheet of plywood with a hole should be sufficient....just watch those splinters.....must be nice to lay down for some glory hole action instead of standing in a shady, dimly lit hallway like the rest of us fucks do.....

So basically your looking for a horizontal glory hole? Originally Posted by Russ38

With padding.

Try searching for a “pregnancy” massage table (for the abdomen hole). Possibly the closest to what you want, inexpensively, other than ordering a table from an adult toy “furniture” provider (that resells overseas factory made stuff). It’s the upholstery work around the hole that adds a significant bit of price to this type of table. For an upholstered table, I can’t get close to matching a price on a mass produced item, even with a friend that does upholstery. Apparently, folks make do with the pregnancy hole several inches away from where they would really like it to be, and save themselves the cost difference. Just be careful when shopping, as how the table legs are cross supported usually doesn’t consider that the person in charge will be under the table.

Of course, if the lower level of your castle does have a place for a permanent furniture piece, you can probably find someone to make exactly what you desire.

Hell, you can make one yourself. Just go to Home Depot. Purchase some 2x6s for legs and support, and get you some of that real smooth plywood that is used for building cabinets and punch a hole right through it, now, make sure you get some very fine sandpaper and soften the rough edges on the hole, just an idea....

When I lived in Houston years ago there used to be guys that custom built fetish and bondage furniture. I'm sure they must still be around somewhere

Ok. I'll overlook the name calling and making fun of personal bathroom habits just for a minute.

I still thinck your best bet is to get a quality massage table and cut a hole in it. A 3" wide or so hole should be plenty of room to allow comfortable access to sarge and the boys (maybe slightly larger if the special client is DeD). It will need to be longer than 3" to accommodate guys of differing height if you are going to use the face hole as well but I thinck on a good table even those are adjustable. I believe they slide in on steel rods.

You really shouldn't sacrifice any structural integrity as a good quality table should be made of some kind of laminate. Furthermore, tables take a lot of stress when they are being mounted because the hands and knees are placing a high psi in certain areas. They are built to withstand that. When a guy is laying down on it the weight should be evenly distributed over the entire surface of the table reducing the psi in any particular area.

In order to modify the table the covering and padding would have to be removed so you recover it. Cutting the padding is no big deal even if it isn't perfect the covering will make it aesthetically and functionally unnoticeable.

This probably shouldn't cost any more than $300 to have professionally done plus the cost of the table. Maybe a little more if you went with a really expensive covering. That's got to be cheaper than a custom built table and just as effective.

Surely you have a jig saw available to you. Have some guys lie on the table to determine the length of the hole (probably around 6 - 10 inches would be my guess, maybe more but that's why you get a sampling of different guys). Once you've determined the size of the hole you cut it out. Like the padding, it doesn't have to be perfect the covering is going to mask any flaws. Once the hole is done the way you like you take it to an upholsterer and have them re-cover it with the hole now exposed and trimmed out.

This ain't rocket science. Don't over thinck it.