Will you marry me?

I didn't want to play on a serious thread...so here it is. Now Accepting Applications. Will you marry me? VK?

Yes, half of my kingdom is yours, when can we get to starting the honeymoon sex!

Yes, half of my kingdom is yours, when can we get to starting the honeymoon sex! Originally Posted by The DarkSide

That's the beauty of it my love, it has already started and will not end..unlike marriage

I might, but you'd have to promise to be responsible for laundering the sheets you soak.

I might, but you'd have to promise to be responsible for laundering the sheets you soak. Originally Posted by Johnny4455

That's an expense to take on, considering that I'm unfortunately not domestic. BobbyUpside found waterproof sheets work well with me.

Hooker to housewife, not so much. I would rather pay someone to take care of my dirty laundry while I frolic. I say, do what you are good at.

We could negotiate it in our prenup though.

It would have to be am open marriage. I gotta have my strange.

It would have to be am open marriage. I gotta have my strange. Originally Posted by HeyMikeyHeLikesIt

You haven't heard about me???? I give open a new meaning.

You haven't heard about me???? I give open a new meaning. Originally Posted by Ari816

Oh ya. I have heard about you. Just haven't gotten to you yet. Bobby once told me I should check you out. You are on my list.

I would rather pay someone to take care of my dirty laundry while I frolic. I say, do what you are good at. Originally Posted by Ari816

+1

Consider it done.

I'd be happy to be your future ex hubby! I need a second honeymoon soon.

Somehow I think Cat, is going to be crushed when he reads this lol. Lets see, boundless love, open relationship, sheets (definitely), housewife....overrated, but can you cook? If not we can eat out. Prenup, no need for one lol Guess all that's left is to find a couple of midgets for the ceremony, and a course shoe shopping lol

Somehow I think Cat, is going to be crushed when he reads this lol. Lets see, boundless love, open relationship, sheets (definitely), housewife....overrated, but can you cook? If not we can eat out. Prenup, no need for one lol Guess all that's left is to find a couple of midgets for the ceremony, and a course shoe shopping lol Originally Posted by growler

Ya, we need the midget from the full throttle saloon!

Ok, but you'll have to share my wife with me.

I didn't want to play on a serious thread...so here it is. Now Accepting Applications. Will you marry me? VK? Originally Posted by Ari816

AWWWW SHUCKSSSS...........

Behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes....Jim Carrey

A man's faithfulness is only measured by his options....Doc Drew

I didn't want to play on a serious thread...so here it is. Now Accepting Applications. Will you marry me? VK? Originally Posted by Ari816

If it doesn't work out what kind of settlement will I receive?