STUPID QUESTIONS us guys ask you...

wow...this could have been an entertaining thread, but it devolved into a contest to see who could kiss ass and suck up to Jessica the most. no offense to jessica...just the usual suspects.nice try though prolongus.

I can see that the usual stupid smartass still hasn't found anything useful to do around the boards.

Lol I had some good lines to add then it became the jessica show lol

Lol I had some good lines to add then it became the jessica show lol Originally Posted by dallastxbaby

I'd like to hear other provider's responses - get us rolling Dallastxbaby...

Lol I had some good lines to add then it became the jessica show lol Originally Posted by dallastxbaby

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me? Originally Posted by OldGrump

LOVE your humor - that was great.

Will you marry me? Originally Posted by OldGrump

No, but I am willing to consider it in the name of fairness.

Lol I had some good lines to add then it became the jessica show lol Originally Posted by dallastxbaby

C'mon baby...let's hear 'em. You know...like these:

"For my safety, how often do you get checked out?"
(I get 300 hits a day on my website...)
"What would you do if your parents found out?"
(They would be pissed...that they didn't get a cut of the action...)
"What's the biggest DICK you've had?"
(Well, it's all relative...I'd say Uncle Bill's)

Write these down, girls, so I don't have to ask them next time I see you, lol.

wow...this could have been an entertaining thread, but it devolved into a contest to see who could kiss ass and suck up to Jessica the most. no offense to jessica...just the usual suspects.nice try though prolongus. Originally Posted by Juan Pablo de Marco

It's coed which should be fun and light hearted. Jessica made the topic work for her as any lady should have. Any time a lady post it is a chance to market herself.

Lol I had some good lines to add then it became the jessica show lol Originally Posted by dallastxbaby

Dallastxbaby pffffffffffttttt are you scurred of jessica Come on sexy post

Do you have change ?

Do I really have to wear this condom? Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

+1

I read something the other day: "If you have a case for your phone but you're still having unprotected sex then something is wrong with you!"

Amen! No glove, no love baby. Lol

DUMBEST HOBBY QUESTIONS from Clients:

If I book a certain time, do I have to come at that time? Duh.

Can I have a discount Just by asking for a discount? Depends on how cute you are.

Do you have another client today? Will he care if I'm still here??

Will you rim me?..(as a big chunk of toilet paper is hanging out of his crack)!!

What's the biggest dick you've had? Big. Trust me. LOL

Do you offer BBBJ? Um, haven't you seen my email address??

Do you like doing bbbj? ...Umm...Do you know me??!!

Do you offer anything else BB? ..... .....NOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many guys have you been with? Hmmm..let me see.....I've lost count on my own reviews. LOL

What's the KINKYest thing you've ever done? ...!!

Do you see older men? YES!

Would you see me today, even though I've ripped you off in the past? Hell no!

Would you see me today, even though this is my FIRST TIME and I have no Provider references? Sorry, but No.

Would you be my real life Girlfriend outside the hobby?
Uhhh, I'm a Provider. Didn't you know, we have issues?!



...and of course, the list goes on....

DUMBEST HOBBY QUESTIONS from Clients:

If I book a certain time, do I have to come at that time? Duh.

Can I have a discount Just by asking for a discount? Depends on how cute you are.

Do you have another client today? Will he care if I'm still here??

Will you rim me?..(as a big chunk of toilet paper is hanging out of his crack)!!

What's the biggest dick you've had? Big. Trust me. LOL

Do you offer BBBJ? Um, haven't you seen my email address??

Do you like doing bbbj? ...Umm...Do you know me??!!

Do you offer anything else BB? ..... .....NOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many guys have you been with? Hmmm..let me see.....I've lost count on my own reviews. LOL

What's the KINKYest thing you've ever done? ...!!

Do you see older men? YES!

Would you see me today, even though I've ripped you off in the past? Hell no!

Would you see me today, even though this is my FIRST TIME and I have no Provider references? Sorry, but No.

Would you be my real life Girlfriend outside the hobby?
Uhhh, I'm a Provider. Didn't you know, we have issues?!



...and of course, the list goes on....

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

This is so cute! Love it!

I...shit and clean up after myself... Originally Posted by pfmtony

This is very good information to know.



(I'm not trying to insult anyone - this is meant as pure humor. Please don't take it personally !!!)

BTW, Jessica: I'm not gonna ask you to marry me - how 'bout I just bang you for an hour or two and then go home?



(Love your showcase pics!!!)

I'm not ever asking anyone to marry me ever again. If someone decides to ask me, I'm going to get as much pussy out of being noncommital as possible. I am not marriage material, but I am one awesome boyfriend.

I might ask you all kinds of stupid stuff ladies, but marriage will never be one of them. Okay maybe.... If your pussy tastes like unicorn tears and lays golden eggs, and your tits are 32-36D and stay 18 forever, and you drain me 2 to 3 times a day..... Maybe I'd ask. Okay, I will stop lying. If you can live up to that I will beg. But if you can do all that, you can find a much better looking, richer man than I.


So, no, I'm not ever gonna ask you to marry me.