Just a friendly reminder...

Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before.

That is all.

Hahaha I just heard that same statement today from another provider. What's with guys? They've seen hundreds of dicks, you're special? lol

I can show you something that looks like a mentos package

please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before. That is all. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before.

That is all. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to search genital elephantiasis on Google Images.



DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's something I've never seen before! Poor guy.


Thanks, NikkiWhite, lol.

Nonsense! Peens and gnads are like snowflakes, aren't they? ?


Well then, what about The MightyMicroNubs?

No?

...not even if comes complete with a matching Designer Coin Purse?

It has the look and feel of rich, Corinthian Leather.

..wrinckled and weather-beaten, granted, but leather nonetheless.

...just wonderin.

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Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before.

That is all. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

+1!
AMEN NIKKI!

Ive gotten PM's like that recently...its like seriously? Im an escort, I specialize in seeing different dicks daily. Stop flattering yourselves so much guys IJS.

I guess the assumption is a good penis selfie might increase the likelihood of being positively screened? Personally, I don't want to send anything that might reduce the probability of a positive screening, and I certainly can't imagine having you laughing at the selfie improving the odds.

Yeah I prefer to disappoint the provider live & in person.

Still trying to get my camera to interface properly with the electron microscope.

Until that day ladies, you'll just have to hold your breath!

Still trying to get my camera to interface properly with the electron microscope.

Until that day ladies, you'll just have to hold your breath! Originally Posted by joshharris86

Not for long!!!

he must of been a Politician

I can't even imagine some of the stuff you provider's get sent, let alone the men that need to prove something.

I know I'm not well endowed, but at least i like to think I have a personality and a little maturity beyond that.

I guess it's sort of like a self-alert, if i was a provider that's definitely the kind of hobbyist I stay away from no matter the size, just because he did something like that and sent it to a stranger.

Yea you see that a lot on C/L I guess it's part of their resume..Not that I've ever been on there..Just Saying..Dezirie

LOL traveler.. I got curious too!! :/ Whooooooaaa saw some other stuff that I didn't need to this morning...

One of these days Im gonna start saving the dick pics and make a collage. lol hahah So if you want to be a part of art, please do send.