What does "open menu" mean to you.

I make no assumptions. If it's not in her showcase, website, reviews or her advertising I'd just ask.

We don't need any more complaints sent to the ECCIE division of the Better Business Bureau (i.e. reviews) Originally Posted by Loxly
Make No Assumptions + 1. If someone does not know or is unsure about something/anything, just ask for goodness sake. Sheezus people! Why is communication so hard?

I hate the word menu, btw. It drives me crazy. In my best British accent "Sir would you like a glass of tea with your hobby menu? How about a steak & bj? I'll have a daty samich to go please."

Menus...pffttt *shakes her head*
Steak and bj??!!?? Add a nice bottle of cab and you've got a winner!
I never understood "open menu" to mean bbfs or greek. I think a lot depends on the context in which it's used. For example, if you see a fbsm or nuru specialist, the expectation for services is set. If the lady then says she has "an open menu", that means she offers more--bbbj, cfs, gfe---that was not publicized on the ad. If an indie provider says she has an "open menu", i take that to mean she can do the gfe/pse stuff that makes the experience more sensual relative to other providers. I would never expect bbfs. If that were the case, i would just leave as that is a no-go for me.
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Steak and a bj served up by Scarlett...I'm in!
Oh now you guys want me to grill steak for you too? Naked with just an apron on? Ha! Now that's what I call an open menu!

Seriously though, I always kind of thought of it like a provider that does gfe & fbsm, Pse & fetish, multi specialty or one that has a whole lot of those p411 boxes checked off!

Btw, I am not really that great at grilling but I sure can make all the fixin's & serve up a decent bj!
Did someone volunteer to cook steaks hmmm
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Mar, 14th.
Natl' steak and bj day
hmmm? perhaps i should start saving up now
Don't put anymore crazy ideas in my head! There's hardly room for whats up there now! Ha!
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I can cook steak!
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If you see a provider say something like "'I have a pretty open menu but I dont offer striptease" what do u think that means.

A hobbyist just told me be careful because people associate open menu with bbfs.

Opinions?

(Btw its not happening I have my lifestyles right here) Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Nikki as you can now see by some of the responses your getting, if you say "Open Menu" that's usually "code" for just about anything and everything. To be perfectly honest when I hear things like "open menu", "understand" and "willing to try new things" I try to stay away from these providers. They seem to be used a lot with BP providers. I would have thought as long as you have been around you would know that?

Now the "Strip Tease" thing....are you kidding me? Let's take you out of the equation. If a young lady put on some music and asked me to slowly take off my cloths while shaking my ass a little. Perhaps use my under wear as a lasso and wave it above my head. WTF is so hard about that? I must be missing something here... seriously! You're will to suck dick and take it from every position but your not willing to do a little strip tease for a guy?

I'm not picking on you at all Nikki. I'm almost thinking this is a joke? I think I'll start a thread on this very thing. Maybe I'm wrong. Let's see shall we?
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Mar, 14th.
Natl' steak and bj day
hmmm? perhaps i should start saving up now Originally Posted by knotty man
My favorite holiday....
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Now the "Strip Tease" thing....are you kidding me? Let's take you out of the equation. If a young lady put on some music and asked me to slowly take off my cloths while shaking my ass a little. Perhaps use my under wear as a lasso and wave it above my head. WTF is so hard about that? I must be missing something here... seriously! You're will to suck dick and take it from every position but your not willing to do a little strip tease for a guy?

I'm not picking on you at all Nikki. I'm almost thinking this is a joke? I think I'll start a thread on this very thing. Maybe I'm wrong. Let's see shall we?
Originally Posted by Still Looking
I have to admit Im with.Nikki on this one I am just to shy to do stripper.dancing...
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Did someone volunteer to cook steaks hmmm Originally Posted by Austins1hobby
The one thing I can cook well
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This thread reminds me of when I was first starting out and I would be asked what do you offer? I was very naive and would say anything......till one day someone showed me ALT.com oh boy did my answer change after I saw that site......
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I have to admit Im with.Nikki on this one I am just to shy to do stripper.dancing... Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn
Really? So are you dressed when the guy shows up? You find it embarrassing to take your cloths off while listening to a little music? Shake you cute butt a little?